EWOKCAD

Leader of the EWOKCAD tribe

Would you like to join us?


Ewokcad tribal fringe benefits:


1) Live in the basement rent free

2) Having my clothes washed twice a week

3) Allow good old mommy to provide me with (3) square meals a day and allow me to eat all of the donuts that I can hide under the bed

4) I will be allowed to play survivalist games on the weekend with my buddies. For a bonus I am allowed to play with my hunting guns and show them off on You Tube so all of the subscribers think that I am a tough guy. .

5) Never having to get a real job. I can stay hiding in my basement talking about doom and gloom all day on youtube and collect youtube adsense checks every month. I can just get fatter and fatter and more depressing every day and no one cares cause I got my subs to support me.

Please sign up for a life time Ewokcad tribal membership so you will not have to get a real job and work for a living and be forced to leave good old mommy's basement. Well it sure beats being self sufficient and going out into this cruel world to make a living....

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