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These super humans will be able to pioneer the bleak horizons of space by decreased reliance on regular Earthly provisions and instead be able to subsist on milk alone. They will contact extraterrestrial intelligence, and then intergalactic diplomacy between humans and other non-Earth-dwelling life forms will hopefully ensue. From there, I care not to explain any further, but trust me my friend, what I say is true. . .

Not.

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My head, medically modified to have expanded twofold, would contain both my brain and yours, and before I'd wake up every morning, I'd have the option of "booting" into your conscious or my own, in a similar fashion to PC's that can boot into Windows or Linux. Of course, all of this isn't really necessary, since I already am technically you, and the illusion of sentience you so naively seem possess is merely a projection of your real self, me, given to you and so many others in order to create a human network designed to evolve separately from the rest, creating a species of super humans that gain tremendous nutritional acceleration from, you guessed it, dairy.

You are the coolest person ever. I wish to receive plastic surgery on my entire body to replicate your divine stature. Afterwards, I would do away with you via means of implementing the genetic trait of lactose intolerance into your DNA as you sleep, alone, and then strapping you down to prevent you from escaping after rousing awake from my subsequent force feeding you 3.5 pounds of Limburger cheese in addition to 3 pints of raw whole goat's milk. In the meantime, I'd commission a team of highly experienced scientists and doctors to develop a procedure that would transplant your mind into to my adequately enlarged cranium, of course after you already kicked the bucket (of milk) by dehydration as a result of all the diarrhea you'd have to endure from the lactose overload (you wouldn't have the proper enzymes to digest it, n0ob).

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They flagged me 4 no reason and I don't even do lp's!!!!!!!!

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