DyinOfBoredom

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?

-Epicurus

A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
REDBULL!!!!!!! (if you knew me you would understand)

Lies...they make it better
Lies...they are forever
Lies...to go home to
Lies...to wake up to
Lies...from the altar
Lies...they make you falter
Lies...keep your mouth fed
Lies...till your death bed

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