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@RoninTXBR549 *rock percussion. There are people you've never heard of who would blow you away.

@BorderCityBandit Those who use grandiose quotations generally end up oversimplifying complicated issues, making real progress in actual society impossible.

@ComedyAvenueOnline Lots of great comedians swear. I think Jim Gaffigan would agree that people like Dave Chappelle and Louis CK are geniuses.

@sitkafisherman Hmmm... You sound bitter about something. I thought it was pretty cool

@superflymacv31 Well, technically this is not true and you may be joking, but I mean -- it doesn't have to be an official tracking device for the CIA and anybody else to totally use it to track your behavior.

@MisterYogiBear1 On the internet, everyone gets to pretend that they might be an expert on everything. Like judgment of comedy. I love the comment "needs a lot of work." Well, every comedian is always working on his jokes. Duh.

@mayhemlee And we had to put up with Bush for 8 years. So when you tell us that you have a better idea of who should be president and a Republican should win the next presidential election, you have no credibility. Many Republicans I know tell me that they now agree that Bush totally sucked and...

@MikeyRGuitar There are at least two important differences between you and the trainers for Ohio State. One, they are professional trainers and you're not. Two, they were there and they evaluated him. I am going to go ahead and trust their expertise and firsthand knowledge of the situation over ...

@laziboi72 Because it's a lane violation.

@kennethFOB I don't know anything about her specifically, but some singers have actually been known to smoke to add texture to their voice.

@1stbassnyc If you watch his right hand carefully the whole way, he does have it in his hand the whole time.

When does the humor part come?

@shinoda404 shoulder pads. duh

@knowledgablequest Nope. We learn in a subsequent scene that Mike never was married to this woman he's talking about, Linda Cooksey. This woman is alive. He stalked her and she had a restraining order against him. So the point of the scene is that Mike helps her recognize a willingness in certa...

Some dude fucked the mother sheep.

This guy who talked to Bundy is Dr. Fred Dobson, head of organization "Focus on the Family." It's a very politically powerful Christian right group. Look them up. Here, they insinuate this ridiculous assertion that looking at pornography somehow caused him to kill women. Lots of people look a...

@carnut476 He didn't. That was a fairy tale. Your view of the human race based on ignorance that has always existed in droves is quite unfortunate. It's OK to disagree or even dislike people's view of the world, but it's not OK to dismiss humanity as being stupid in general -- as if somehow you ...

I'd really like to think that Bill Clinton would consider taking on a leadership role in government again, although I know he says he can do more of what he wants to do outside of government.

@Finkardop Because you decided you couldn't possibly do worse?

@TheKoxyx Title should read: "Louis Armstrong - With Unnecessary Backup Garbage by Douchebag Kenny G

@sivleland was joking :)

Did you wife have sex with him then?

@bigdv519 You know what's fucking hilarious to me about you? You're wondering why your Republican candidates are all so shitty? It's because you people listen to assholes like Rush Limbaugh for wisdom and guidance.

@davetileguy So for he record: Obama mostly gets criticized for overusing a teleprompter. Bush spent trillions of dollars on an unnecessary war that killed thousands of US soldiers, ruined the lives of thousands more soldiers and the families of many of these soldiers, killed and ruined the lives...

@LATVERIAN1 Quick wit huh? If you don't think that line was carefully planned (and given to him by a speech writer) then I have some swampland I'd like to sell you for a development opportunity.

@TheHitch6287 Yes, Kennedy likely did things to dishonestly gain extra votes in that election. But Republicans did do certain things in 2000 too that amounted to voter fraud. The most significant example is explained by the Wikipedia article entitled "Florida Central Voter File" You cannot ignor...

@DutchPrisoner Part 3: Ultimately, I understand that it sounds like I'm saying "I hope they become responsible like I'm wishing it to happen." It's more like I'm saying that you shouldn't just dismiss everything they say because they're corporate media. They serve a role. In this instance, they ...

@pedroantunes He says "bunch of slack jawed faggots around here."

Here's the thing about exercise. You have to not worry about exercising as hard each time as everybody else. If you work out 3 times per week and get your heart rate elevated into your target zone for 30 minutes each time, you will lose weight slowly over time. Do an exercise bike, a stair master...

Seriously, fuck off.

@MasterxKenobi True enough. Just don't forget that there are ridiculous stereotypes of whites too.

@orchidswholesale The joke was for the atheists, not for the Christians. ;-)

@mrshyder1119 Are you sure you'd want the offspring that has this girl's genes?