"Get off my phone, you little pinhead!" -Glenn Beck "This is Glenn Beck, you sick twisted freak." -Glenn Beck "Caution, you're about to enter The No Spin Zone." -Bill O'Reilly "The spin stops right here, because we're looking out for you." -Bill O'Reilly "How are vacuum cleaners and Demcrats a lot alike? They both suck." -Me "You might be a redneck." -Jeff Foxworthy "Git-R-Done!" -Larry The Cable Guy "Here's your sign." -Bill Engvall "I am a wild and crazy guy." -Steve Martin "Tear down this wall." -Ronald Regean "I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots." -Ron White "That is what I have been saying, you idiot." -Peter Sellers in The Pink Panther Strikes Again "Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?" -Ray Bolger as The Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!! I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, vegans! Lol!
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Name:
Dustin A. Jolley
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Note to all: If you use profanity or any other kind of insults that I deem to be offensive in your video or channel comments, I will delete the offending comment(s) and block you from my channel. Sorry to be so harsh, but that's way it's going to be. This includes: racial slurs, religion bashing, comparing me or anyone else to Nazis or Klansmen, etc... Just don't do it.
About Me:
 
I have Asperger's Syndrome, a.k.a. high functioning autism, as well as ADD and OCD. Please, in consideration of my personal feelings, no use of the word "retard" on my channel or any vairaints of the word, such as libtard, celebutard, repubtard, etc...

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► We will never forget

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----♥♥-♥♥---- We Will Never Forget
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Check out my blog: The Big D at http://dustinjolley.blogspo...

Have a look at my Facebook page and friend me if you like. Please, no nasty comments if I accept your friend invite.

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Check out my Tae Kwon Do school's website: Tiger Tae Kwon Do Academy

http://tigertkd.us/xe/

Music I can't stand:

Barry Manilow
John Mayer
Barbra Streissand
Flavor Flav
Eminem
Britney Spears
Cristina Agulera
Romeo
Bow Wow
Snoop Dogg
The Dixie Chicks
Dr. Dre
Rob Zombie
Michael Jackson (sorry to all his fans on YouTube, but I've never understood his music.)
Steely Dan

I've had many nicknames: Dusty, Dust, Duck, and Hurryduck, among others.
Influences:
Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White, Larry The Cable Guy, Bill Cosby, Rodney Dangerfield, Steven Wright, Emo Philips, Brian Regan
Hometown:
Tacoma, Washington
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Volunteer/Entertainer/Amatuer Comedian
Companies:
Red Cross Tacoma Rainer Chapter
Hobbies:
Musicals, stand-up comedy, oldies, politics, staunch Republican, defending Mormonism, defeating liberalism, hating vegans, making fun of and laughing at Keith Olbermann, hating rap music, Fox News
Movies:
The Simpsons, Family Guy, That 70's Show, The O'Reilly Factor, Hannity, Glenn Beck, The Wizard of Oz, Happy Gilmore, God's Army, Les Miserables: In Concert, The Sound of Music, Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie, Autism: The Musical
Music:
The Beatles, John Denver, The Beach Boys, Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, Les Miserables, Cats, Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Dreamocat, The Wiz, The Phantom of the Opera, The Wizard of Oz, Andrew Lloyd Weber, Rodgers and Hammerstein, Stephen Sondheim, Neil Diamond, Simon and Garfunkel, Bobby Darin, Credence Clearwater Revival, Gilbert and Sullivan, hymns
Books:
Bible, Book of Mormon, Pearl of Great Price, Doctrine and Coveanants, 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America, Culture Warrior, Deliver Us from Evil, Let Freedom Ring, A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity, Street Gang: The Complete History of Sesame Street, Planet Simpson: Who A Cartoon Masterpiece Defined A Generation, Conservative Comebacks to Liberal Lies, Why You're Wrong About the Right, and many, many others. Don't ask me about Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Twilight. I find that crap incredibly boring. Lol!
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Channel Comments (123)
pragmatec1 (13 hours ago)
Your are welcome,and it is my honor! I just got a tree from my back yard :) .. gotta go decorate it now.. You are very good.. like the vids ! Take care and Merry Christmas !
pragmatec1 (14 hours ago)
Hi sweetheart ! Hope you have a great weekend. Hope ya don't waste time on those who are truly not worthy of you time! God Bless !
karatekamil (15 hours ago)
hi buddy thanks for adding me :) take care
samanthaandolivia (16 hours ago)
i'll make more vids when i get my new camera for xmas
TirianCreed (16 hours ago)
The only problem with Krav Maga is that it's hard to find teachers, and it's really expensive.
TirianCreed (16 hours ago)
Thanks man. I like your combat videos.
Big3News (17 hours ago)
Thanks for subscribing to Big 3 News :)
teamjiveturkey (18 hours ago)
Thanks, we should have a new one up soon!!
TirianCreed (20 hours ago)
I think that the only problem with tae kwon do is all the kicking motions. I believe that the best combat techniques are Krav Maga, Kenpo, and other hand to hand combat styles that emphasize on evading and attacking quickly.
selfreliantliving (21 hours ago)
You are so funny!
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