Parody Channel Of DustinJolley

Hello my name is Dustin but my friends all call me Dusty. Some people also call me Michael. I am a high functioning adult with Autism although you can't tell because there isn't much difference between me and any other Republican. I also happen to be a Mormon. I believe we Mormons are God's chosen people. God loves me so much that chances are if you are a friend of mine you will get a free pass through the pearly gates. As a man of the Mormon faith I insist that the people who comment on my channel keep from using bad language. I feel that by censoring all of you my odds of getting into heaven will increase. Of course like all human beings I make mistakes but unlike most of you I am quick to repent so it really doesn't count. I do not accept comments from Jews, Blacks, Muslims or especially Vegans. I had a very bad experience with a non meat eater in the past and have never come to terms with it. I get off on killing animals and one time while chasing down one of my neighborhood cats I was assaulted by a Vegan. I think that entire movement is influenced by Satan.

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