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Stupid Kid Responds: Universal Health Care - The American Choice DustinHsiao 1,121 views This piece is a response to Athena Jezik's video on the psychetruth channel titled "Obamas Nazi Health Care, Socialized Medicine, Universal". In this nine-minute semina...
Inaugural Poem: Praise Song for the Day (Recited by Dustin Hsiao) DustinHsiao 301 views "Praise Song for the Day", the 2009 inaugural poem written by Elizabeth Alexander, as recited by Dustin G. Hsiao. Please rate, favourite, and comment. Thank you so much ...
Fight to the Top - Results DustinHsiao 230 views After a hard battle and a long wait, The Sonic Images have officially won the SuperNova Randy River Final Cut Wildcard Vote! Thanks so much to everyone who voted and helped...
Fight to the Top - EMERGENCY VOTE SESSION DustinHsiao 72 views URGENT Read this for more info The vote is literally hours from closing and The Sonic Images are neck-to-neck with another band for first place. Please vote if you haven...
Fight to the Top - Last 24 Hours (01/02/09) DustinHsiao 121 views URGENT UPDATE! Read this for more info This is the last 24-hours of voting and The Sonic Images are on the way to victory thanks to our help. Let's not lose the position...
Fight to the Top Vote Review (31/01/09) DustinHsiao 49 views Read this for more info The Sonic Images are pulling a near-decisive win in the last two full days of the vote, with 25% in favour. Thanks to everyone for voting so far....
Fight to the Top - Vote Review (30/01/09) DustinHsiao 57 views Read this for more info With just days left, The Sonic Images have earned 24% of the vote with our help. We're literally blazing through the homestretch, so let's not no...
Fight to the Top - Vote Review (29/01/09) DustinHsiao 44 views Read this for more info With just three days left in the vote, The Sonic Images are holding a steady first gaining 23% of the vote with our help! Let's keep on the steam...
Fight to the Top - Vote Review (28/01/09) DustinHsiao 65 views Read this for more info... Thanks to all our hard work, The Sonic Images are still in the lead with 23% of the vote. The battle hasn't been won yet though, so we should ...
Fight to the Top Vote Review (27/01/09) DustinHsiao 94 views (Important Announcement) Read this for more info Thanks! The Sonic Images are holding out at position 1 with 21% of the vote because of all our hard work over the past f...

About Dustin Hsiao

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Hey my name is Dustin Hsiao; welcome to my profile page.

I've been called many things before, mostly by many different people. Some of those things include: cool, awesome, smart, pathetic, and douchebag, but those last two don't come about too often.

I've written a couple books, one that's e-published and another that is coming out sometime next year. The ebook that you can buy right now is "Stupid Kid: Learn from Matt and Luke; how you can get better grades without effort". As you can probably tell from the name, "Stupid Kid" is all about how to get better marks without effort. It's a pretty awesome book that I wrote with an actual teacher; check it out of that type of stuff interests you:

http://bettermarksnow.com/

Some people might wonder why I decided to start a show called "Ask Stupid Kid". To those people, sitting in front of a camera and spending your Fridays editing may seem like a pretty boring use of time. I mean, I could just as easily be playing video games, attending a mosh, or taking a bath...

The answer to such questions is complex; I don't think you would find it of interest and I certainly have no interest in finding you the answer. If you really want to know, email me at AskStupidKid@gmail.com with the subject "Why aren't you gaming/moshing/batheing". I'll get back to you in 5-8 weeks. While you're waiting, why not send a question for the show or subscribe to my videos. With any luck, you'll forget you sent me a letter on why I'm not gaming/moshing/batheing and be enjoying a new ASK episode every Saturday.

I've gotten a couple of emails asking if I'd proofread an essay or two. For some reason, people seem to think being an author automatically makes one good at editing essays on "A Catcher in the Rye", "Pompeii and its People", or "A Discourse on Nuclear Theory". While such a claim may be true, I really don't have time to read and comment on dozens of essays an hour. This of course does not include, people I like (you know who you are), hot girls between 16 and 19 (please send photo), or people who take me hostage, all of whom I'd be glad to help. So, unless you are a friend of mine, a hot girl, or wearing a balaclava and pointing a gun in my face, please understand that, although I would like to help you, it's not humanly possible for me to read and edit dozens of papers a day. Your best bet would be to subscribe to my show and bomb me with thousands of requests per second; we'll see who gives up first.

Since you've already read this far, I can assume one of two things: you either find this mildly amusing or I am standing beside you smiling like an idiot and saying, "Hey, check out my videos dude." If you fit into category one, please subscribe to my videos and buy my book, you'll find a similar style of wit in my book and a completely different style of humour in my show. If you belong to category two, please subscribe to my videos, lie and say you'll watch every week, and then try to show me a cool video you found last night. Chances are, I'll have gotten bored of watching you read by now and let you go on your merry way.

Oh and another thing, if you must know, I have cerebral palsy and am in a wheelchair; no I'm not "stupid" you cheeky bastard. If you want to learn more about my disability, watch "ASK Episode 3". I like talking to others as well, so if you have any other questions email them to AskStupidKid@gmail.com

You still seem to be reading this, so let me suggest that you watch some of my friends' videos. I can recommend jessematheson (who does an almost-daily variety show and who is the original inspiration for ASK), dudeneedaeaseonup (who videoblogs regularly and creates Japanese-style anime clips less regularly), sumfight (who appears to be very popular with females and produces hilarious skits), and finally reckur (who befriended me at random and currently has only an interesting video on "reason"). To all these people, thanks entertaining me and dispersing knowledge.

To all my subscribers, viewers, and people who have read this far, thanks for creating an awesome community to whom I am an entertainer, student, and idiot. Let's spread the stupid!

Keep on rocking,
Dustin Hsiao

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