Here's a song about the world's latest epidemic. Hope you like it. I'll be making some new songs soon I promise. Check me out on twitter http://www.twitter.com/jarrettsorko Cheers.

it all started half a year ago
with that little boy in Mexico
he got that thing called the Swine Disease
and the only thing he could say was please
please help me now, please help me senior
it's not my fault that your mom's a whore
she should never have had sex with that pig
I can't help that their dicks are big
it's the Swine Flu, it's always on the news
it's coming to a country nearest you
it's gonna be making it's big debut
and if you get it I bid you adieu
I asked Obama and what he said to me
was it's almost like an STD
except it can be prevented with purell
and the people who get it won't go to hell
so how do I know if I'm a Swine Flu victim?
well you gotta have one or all of these symptoms
unusual tiredness, runny nose
shortness of breath, soar throat
too hot in bed you're still awake
plus you couldn't sleep with all those muscle aches
it's the H1N1 two and three
you want to eat but you're not hungry
you still go to that pizzeria
but you have to leave early cause your diarrhoea
it's a disease war, its World War III
it's a war in the world not just oversea
it's finally made it to the United States
and I still need my hiding place
so, Frodo please take me to the Shire
cause it's spreading faster than a wild fire
fire, wild fevers that a higher
than my voice when I was in the choir
singing about just being alive
never having to try and survive
but now no one understands
I used to not even wash my hands
it's kind of like math, it can be defined
cause you have sin, tangent, and co-swine
if you want you can graph the invasion
all you need is this simple equation
y=x to the power of 3
where y is the pig and x is society (less info)