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0:44 ..."Tonight I'mma fight 'til we see the sunlight"

Yet she's out in broad daylight... its not even night time for crying out loud! What is this, I don't even-

Its funny how every time I watch a Black Ops commentary, 80-90% the killfeed consists of assault rifles.

Deathstreaks (lethal or not) are bound to give unfair deaths to other players. Killstreaks, aim-assist, loose weapon and perk balancing, and imbalanced maps with erratic spawns all account for this too.

GUNNs has a point in his argument for deathstreaks. CoD may be a shooter, but its in no way a ...

HATERS:

HAving Assloads of Tentacles Ensnaring and Raping Schoolgirls

Amidoingitright?

Well, in all fairness... who DOESN'T love fried chicken?

Holy crap! What are the odds of that? That's never going to happen again until the next blue moon! Amazing.

Bigmooney's using the support kit!

CounterStrike never had a "quickscoping problem", they made the snipers so that you had to toggle the ADS key to bring up the scope rather than hold it. It worked out pretty well for them, why not do that with CoD?

Consider the following:

Because the most developed countries tend to have a low rate of birth, we'll be seeing fewer and fewer children over the years in these developed countries. Generation X grew up a while ago, and in turn there are fewer kids (a large chunk of their market) overall to market...

@MrJazztobak MOAB counts, doesn't it?

Heh heh, FazeCrads

I play Counterstrike, and what the hell is going on?

The P90's the best LMG.

Its funny because if Alduin didn't do anything the Dragonborn would die and he'd be home free in taking over and ending the world.

Needs more foghorn

If you complete the main campaign on the second playthrough, all AI levels will always be at or above the highest level player +2. AIs can't exceed level 70 except Crawmerax, who will sit at 72.

Don't forget:

Thumps up so he kan sea

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I hate it when the top comment is a reply

No top comment? Now's my chance, BOOBIES!

I paused my porn for this

Dammit EMT. Because of your influence I now eat cereal out of a punchbowl, use a cooler as a lunchbox, use taco shells as giant nachos, and use a whole box of pancake mix to make one giant pancake

Everything is relative

CoD to the PS3 Gamers: "Decent game by me"

Xbox 360 gamers: "The high priest JD2020 hast spoken, we must buy Black Ops 2!"

PC Gamers: "Haha NOPE, Back to CS:S & TF2 everyone!"

@DualSMGsFTW Though most of that is just patching floating trees, and missing or wrong textures (i.e. stone textures on a tree), and i still think this game is REALLY good.

At the rate we're going:

Apr 2012: "Here's a TRIPLE MOAB I got earlier today..."

July 2012: "...I didn't even know a QUAD MOAB was even possible! But here it is!"

Jan 2142: "...here's an MK46 MOAB."

...So I'm going to start using the sticky jumper more often...

Before this song:

"...Skrillex and Korn put together? Good god, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US ALL!?!"

After this sing:

"...Skrillex and Korn put together? Good god, ARE YOU TRYING TO SAVE US ALL!?!"

Crazycucumis

Amazing gameplay, but I think Kill/Death Ratio is a terrible way of measuring how good a gameplay is. Imagine if you went flawless; 101-0. A great score as well, but your KD is just as high as someone who went 38-0, or 1-0 because any number divided by 0 is undefined.

Because of this I think we s...

Haha, with all those hitmarkers going off it sounded like you were making popcorn.

Heh heh, 28 floors later.

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Hold the phone; who said we wanted CoD killed?

Let me put it this way: if CoD dies... guess where the over-critical, whiney community is going?

@bearmanguy *you're

5:15 - 5:25... still a better love story than Twilight

Yup, you know the game was directed by a guy when the boob mechanics outshine the female voice acting by a long shot.

You know what pisses me off about girls? They lie about their age. But officer, she told me she was 18! I had no clue she was actually 7!

@aman692 Top-rated comments stay there until a newer comment gets 4+ thumbs to take its place. How many thumbs the old top comment gets is not the issue.

A silenced UMP? That's just ballsy; that gun has the lowest fire rate in its category and kills in 6 shots at range.

How I have fun playing CoD:

-Take out an LMG with ext. mags and pretend you're a heavy weapons guy from Team Fortress 2

-Play annoying music into your mic (i.e. the rick roll or caramelldansen)

-Camp like a bitch with an assassin silenced class to hear a bunch of little kids whine about you campi...

I hate to sound like a bible salesman but If your laptop overheats from poor ventilation or whatever just buy an undermounted fan for your laptop. It's basically a rack you put your laptop on and a couple fans you can place under wherever your CPU is so it can help cool it externally.

For me it m...

God dammit Epic Meal Time... because of you guys I'm now eating cereal out of a popcorn bowl every morning.

I never thought you sounded depresssed... sexual exhaustion maybe, but depressed? No way.

Wasn't that Wings?

@DualSMGsFTW *1620 RPM

3 months later...

What's up guys its yo boy WingsofRedemption... and this is JACKASS.

Oh dear...

...Mike has that disease where all he does is win win win no matter what.

Throwing knife is best; its the only piece of equipement you can resupply it with scavenger and is very helpful for when you're caught off guard.

I think the money has already corrupted you; this video had no mention of your nipples!

Seriously I'm all for it.

Given all the BF3 MLG footage I've seen:

-Medics is obviously the most common loadout since the ability to revive and heal is vital to a team.

-Engineers are in second. They excel in CQC, and those launchers do a pretty good job in fishing out people hiding in cover.

-Only 1 or 2 support per team...

Maybe when you first played Resident Evil or Twisted Metal you didn't know what to expect; and you liked it. You grew into the series, but became disappointed when the things you were fond of in it changed as the series progressed. The pistol and shotgun from the Halo series are crystal-clear exa...

There are ways to cheat this challenge:

-Your taste buds slowly get weaker through age. Your grandmother would have an advantage over all of you.

-Surface area exposed is a factor in any chemical reaction; cut an ice cube in half at room tempurature and it'll liquidize somewhat faster. Smash it i...