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The Reapers might be trying to kill all life in the galaxy, BUT YOUR FEMSHEP...broke Garrus' heart. Turians just have the one heart, right? OH WHO CARES ABOUT BIOLOGY!

Don't. Fuck. With. Garrus.

There are lines you simply do not cross...retrospectively, I realize I'm defending Garrus more vehem...

A better, brief romantic dialogue.

"Why did you use my armor to fix yourself?"

"There was a hole."

*cue music and cut camera angle away*

"Shepard Commander!"

"What do you think, Legion?"

"That's acceptable."

You can't seriously have every other video with Legion on the internet not make use ...

@gorknosh

This is not the droid you are looking for. C-3P0 couldn't walk that smoothly if he tried, R2-D2 has no legs, and if you're motioning towards one of the lesser known droids from the written mythos, then please identify it.

Beware, on the internet, you are always at risk of being out-ne...

To paraphrase the fine folks at Steam,

You can never eliminate piracy or any sort criminal activity for that matter. You have to provide a better service than the ones offered by the criminals and incentivize paying for what you offer.

Essentially, stop trying to end online piracy with broad, s...

Harbinger: "Assuming direct control of the replay button...don't tell Shepard."

When can I download this texture pack?

Well, this is just what the Catholic Church would've done; putting pedophiles in power (minus the centuries of well-rehearsed deception).

Mass Effect 3 Literal Trailer?!

That's already an overdose of epicosity by itself, but if you truly want us Audience to go beyond the Darkness and Redness and walk straight towards the Whiteness, PLAY MASS EFFECT 3! Speaking as a single Audi-ite, I know I would die of excitement and be resurrect...

The teacher sounds like a paranoid wackjob, the principal who allowed this to happen just enabled the conflict, and the police who take the word of a child and her drawing over the established process of obtaining warrants, legitimate reasons for intrusion, due process in arrest, and removed the ...

Just look at all those epic faces...I'm convinced Jim Carrey was cloned and somehow the result of that procedure ended up in the hands of Ma and Pa 'Buscus. That sort of hilarity is...GAH, no words of praise match up to what I'm trying to describe. Let's just use the one word we all know describe...

The fact they are playing the track for ME2's Suicide Mission might say a bit about their level of faith in the space edition.

The song is Black Blade, by Two Steps from Hell.

On 3-6-12, I plan not on standing two steps from Hell, but to charge Harbinger head on and push his genocide-bearing fleet back into dark space or into the fiery depths of every combined species' unified military resolve.

Harbinger, your death wi...

Zombie Gat does the Thriller to this.

Brian's Unger's recommendation is a lot more accomodating to the father than what I would say.

Personally, I would recommend him a 2 hour therapeutic bath in a basin of hydrochloric acid. I'd want to see if we could melt whatever that demented jagoff was made of.

Follow up treatments with cyani...

I think Reapers assumed direct control of my speakers during this song...

...I like what I hear!

(in reference to the first point, knowledge)

Religious people don't even want you to have knowledge of their own texts (crazy as it sounds). You are discouraged from reading the entire set of documents and placing your faith in local leaders. You aren't told everything in the texts, just the fee...

He called Santorum fake to his face and doubled down when the term chickenhawk started floating around Gingrich.

Ron Paul does not pull punches...the only GOP I've seen in my Independent lifetime who isn't catering to the mindless masses of the Republican party: that man has a brass pair.

There are already multiplayer 'arenas' in Borderlands (1)...they're not prominently featured and I hope they're dropped in the sequel, but it's too soon to say whether or not MP will be featured.

Refusing to rate something because it is supposedly a 'new genre' or 'branch' of entertainment?

Not a commendable notion, that would promote the idea that nothing truly new is ever worth evaluating.

Sweet fucking crap...it took you just four minutes and twenty one seconds to beat the ever-loving piss out of Mass Effect 3 before it even hit the marketplace.

You have numerous valid points, and I will confess to being one of the "I want to see how the story ends" types myself...Perhaps I'm too...

Considering you were so hyped for the new Twisted Metal, I'm surprised you didn't mention it. Granted, this is your RPG edition or what else have you...but did you pick it up yet?

@Dkspardan

Because the Normany SR2 was intended as a physical reproduction of the original Normandy with seamless improvements (paraphrasing EDI from early on in ME2). That is not to say there were no noticeable differences, but Bioware and forum user discussion has led followers of ME3's develo...

Raychul, what are your opinions on Mass Effect 3's upcoming release? (I don't want to constrain your opinions with specific issues I have, just curious on your thoughts)

The big reveal here: CRAIG MINUS HAT!

On 3-6-12 it's time to...

*sunglasses*

Take out the trash.

YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

@allisonn1457

Because it's in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

We need more Duty Calls entries.

Parody games which point out the critical flaws of the behemoth, nonstop CoD series...need more of those. Duty Calls was as good as CoD, but it made me laugh.

Why do all the politicians suddenly think they're on American Idol?

If it was Idol, then there would be no flipping chance of them being voted into anything.