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God is not real.

Satan is not real.

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@WHODINI06 I totally forgot which fraternity Obama was in. Remind me, if you will.

@gideondavid30 Incorrect. Free markets work great as long as everyone abides by two basic principles - you don't lie, and you don't make irrational decisions. The problem that we've had recently (i.e. the bank bailouts and mortgage crisis) is that banks acted irrationally by abusing credit-defaul...

@spuloo But what about going after Saddam Hussein? ;) Was that a pre-emptive war, or no? Oh wait, I forgot - the Iraqis had a bunch of nukes and weapons of mass disruption XD

What's your name? Nevin S. What you do? Snitch to the press. How you do it? Life in jail make a nigga confess.

@reverb478 Have you not seen Cam'ron's "Rap City" freestyle? It's insane. I guarantee you the man could rap circles around any of these modern day posers. 2005 was a great year for rap - Kanye was starting to grow, Weezy was established, the Game had just dropped...now look where we are. "Speaker...

Craig was doing alright...

and then he started using the Bible to prove Christianity (per his reference to "New Testament scholars". Can't do it.

Hitchens could have done this: Famous Cryptonomicon scholar Herp MacDerpington has analyzed the prophecy of Chthulu and come to the conclusion that th...

"Shamefist into a methcoma"

LOLOLOL

I'll try this again:

You can inherit wealth.

You can't inherit GPA.

Speaking of distribution, how did those selfish Miami Heat do in the playoffs? Oh yeah - they lost to the unselfish, assist-driven, team-oriented Dallas Socialists who were less concerned about stats and more concerned about ...

Aaaaaaaaaand this is what's wrong with rap.

This happened to me on my first HoN game ever and I ended up attacking an enemy defense tower at Lvl 1 cause I couldn't see shit. ROFLs from my team ensued. We still won, and I (somehow) got to level 17, but it was quite the clusterfuck. I couldn't fight enemy heroes for shit. All I could do was ...

1:59-2:04 LOL @Shawn Marion "They said we wouldn't beat 'em. Say what you want, NIGGA"

imma bust out that foot tap dance when Obama win again in 2012 lol

"Doctor! Doctor! My friend and I just had a simultaneous VISION from GOD about some chubby effete homophobe! I must be DESTINED to marry him!"

Your average Christian would have one of four reactions to this...

Response 1: "She's a Christian? Oh how sweet!"

Response 2: "She's an agonostic? Sure...

I should have pulled her stunt in AP Chem.

Dr. Teacherman: "Mr. McDerpston, is the compound formed in this chemical reaction part of the aqueous solution or a precipitate?"

Me: "Well Dr. Teacherman, I think that our textbooks are inadequate; and that tuition for this prep school is far too high....

@Marius1988Roma

Freud >>>>>> Jung

Now had you said Kierkegaard I might have given you the time of day ;)