Hello, and good day to you. I am pleased that you've taken an interest in me. I am Dr. Lecter, the world renoun clinical psychiatrist. I also enjoy indulging in art and culinary. I am known around the world for my rather......."unusual" tastes. Since you've taken an interest in me, I am willing to pay you a courtesy; I will ask you if you're experiencing any social issues with particular acquaintences lately? Perhaps you could supply me with a list of their names and then afterward maybe I could treat you to DINNER? All I request as a return courtesy is that you bring a bottle of Chianti. Certainly that isn't too much to ask.