Hey, if she gets confirmed, does the Supreme Court even have a front lawn for her to park her car on?
Chris Brown Pleads guilty to Felony assault. I think Chris could have plead temporary insanity. I know after hearing that stupid umbrella song I went insane and wanted to beat the shit out of Rhianna.
The unemployment rate just jumped. Amber Alert felt it was safe to lay off half its operators after Michael Jackson was pronounced dead.
Michael Jackson was teaching his son to jack off. His son says, Wow! This is really fun, dad! Michael Jackson says, Yeah, and when youre 13, you can even use your own c0ck!
You can criticize Micheal Jackson for a lot of things, but he always made sure his chauffeur drove slowly past schools.
Damn. Well that explains why Casper hasn't been able to sit on a bike for a week.
Did you hear Michael Jackson had a heart attack while moving furniture? Apparently he died pushing in a child's stool.
Michael Jackson's last request was to be melted down and made into a Super Soaker so he can still squirt children in the face.