The Duke Dottorius

@MSPaintCannon "We need manly men in games"? You really must be thick. Go play Gears of War. It won't get any more testosterone-filled than that.

As for CoD, it's a matter of preference. You like it, I don't, go cry me a bloody river if you need to be a bitch about this. I'm getting tired of peop...

@Mattlol909 He always drinks. You just don't see it. He's like a one-eyed ninja that detonates the sticky bombs in your cereal before you know it's there, and who drinks all your booze before you even buy it.

@niels718 Are you colourblind?

That trailer is the god damn Batman.

Hey there, Bill!

And to think he built all that by whacking shit with a wrench...

Wait what.

Engineer update.

Wait what.

Global warming?

Nice hat.

@kooldawgdizzle Step 1. Get a dictionary.

Step 2. Look up tolerance.

Step 3. Punch yourself in the face.

Step 4. Look up hypocrite.

PROBLEM OFFICER

@beeanca13 Bieber fangirls, being ignorant bitches since 2008.

ACH UNSINN.

Most epic response to the threat of orbital bombardment ever.

Listening to this song for the umpteen billionth time.

@Maxxr81 Different strokes for different folks... I only wish RIFT would stop their "LOL WE ARE NOT IN AZEROTH ANYMOAR" advert, it's really just stupid and arrogant. Fair enough, you made an MMORPG, but don't piss yourselves by dropping the soap while showering with the bear who walks like a man.

... For it is always stars.

Ellis colliding with the Earth caused the earthquakes in Japan.

So this is what happens when you switch classes!

@SlipknotBlowsDick Amazing. Say hi to Lady Gaga from me, and how about staying off videos you hate in the future? It really makes you look like an idiot, let alone a sad little man who stalks the web for things he hates.

@MightyBooooooosh I can't tell if you're trolling, or if you actually prefer a singer whose voice sounds like he was kicked so hard in the crotch that his testicles rocketed out of his ears.

"I'm not that immature!" <= Proof that he is immature.

"I hope you're listening to this video..." <= And laughing.

@stupidabsurdities I'm fairly sure that nazism is an extremist left-side movement.

I find it absolutely hilarious how so many neo-nazis (and regular nazis alike, I suppose) use Rammstein as some sort of symbol for national socialism. Rammstein are not nazis. Period. So get over your bloody hissy-fits, dear national socialists, and get on with your underground guerilla suburban ...

I find it absolutely hilarious how so many neo-nazis (and regular nazis alike, I suppose) use Rammstein as some sort of symbol for national socialism. Rammstein are not nazis. Period. So get over your bloody hissy-fits, dear national socialists, and get on with your underground guerilla suburban ...

I find it absolutely hilarious how so many neo-nazis (and regular nazis alike, I suppose) use Rammstein as some sort of symbol for national socialism. Rammstein are not nazis. Period. So get over your bloody hissy-fits, dear national socialists, and get on with your underground guerilla suburban ...

I find it absolutely hilarious how so many neo-nazis (and regular nazis alike, I suppose) use Rammstein as some sort of symbol for national socialism. Rammstein are not nazis. Period. So get over your bloody hissy-fits, dear national socialists, and get on with your underground guerilla suburban ...

I find it absolutely hilarious how so many neo-nazis (and regular nazis alike, I suppose) use Rammstein as some sort of symbol for national socialism. Rammstein are not nazis. Period. So get over your bloody hissy-fits, dear national socialists, and get on with your underground guerilla suburban ...

I find it absolutely hilarious how so many neo-nazis (and regular nazis alike, I suppose) use Rammstein as some sort of symbol for national socialism. Rammstein are not nazis. Period. So get over your bloody hissy-fits, dear national socialists, and get on with your underground guerilla suburban ...

@mele1408 Still, In Flames founded what is today known as Melodic Death Metal. Back in the day, people called it "Göteborg Metal" or something like that. Regardless of what it is today, and frankly I don't give a toss, In Flames are still among my favourite bands. Not THE favourite, but my librar...

@awesomekid9911 I mock people just as often in real life as I do on the internet. Not because it makes me feel big and tough, but because I find it amusing how easily people are butthurt about things I say and do. Just like you, really. How does it feel to know that you just delivered a weapon to...

@BrotherBearGer How come a German loves that the Germans portrayed here are nazis?

@baltarick Sad? I'd say disappointed. Luke's little more than a would-be vampire.