Two businessmen and one bachelor with the same name struggle for success in their various endeavors. All three are named Robert Faulkner -- one owns a Used and New Dildo Store, one owns an Anal Masturbation Clinic, and one is a single man who lives with his mom, collects legos, and has a speech impediment. While all this Robert Faulkner nonsense is going down, another man named Sullivan arrives in America from Russia to sell his used cars. Meanwhile, Ginger Boy tries to figure out what ethnic hair product to buy and a wet floor sign causes no slipping. There is also some credits and an intro in here.

Next time on Doomstink we are going to be doing a Christmas special starring Miley Cyrus, Fall Out Boy, The Jonas Brothers, Heath Ledger (pre-mortem), Tim and Eric, Obama... none of these people are actually going to be in any Doomstink production. They are just here as part of my usual "rant to add keywords" rant. Lil Wayne, Fred, Sex, Beyonce, you know... whatever you like. I don't really like the Britney Spears song "Womanizer", it seems to me like Britney ripped off Rihanna's style and pooped out a song with it. I'm also not a huge Chris Brown fan, I like Porn, no idea what Disturbia is, couldn't care less about Naruto, not a fan of Soulja Boy, Sarah Palin is okay, Family Guy used to be pretty funny when I started watching it in 1998 but it has gotten progressively worse. "Hot n Cold" and "Live Your Life" are two songs I've never heard of. Twilight is a book series that my girlfriend used to like until there was a part in the fourth book where a dude had to eat a baby out of the main character's stomach and I was all like "what the hell?". I think that Saturday Night Live is running out of steam and starting to resort to shock comedy. I'm not a huge fan of "Jizz in my pants"... it sounds too much like Flight of the Conchords to be a coincidence (not the words, the music part). SNL isn't as funny as it used to be. I have just lost faith in humanity because I saw "Slipknot" in the top 40 searched terms on youtube. Seriously? People, why do you like Slipknot? Putting a dildo on your nose and headbanging might have been cool in 1999, but it isn't now. They need to go the way of Limp Bizkit and disappear from the face of the planet. Kimbo Slice got knocked out like a chump a couple months ago, TI is not an artist I'm familiar with, Paramore had a song in Rock Band. That was probably my worst rant ever but I did it while using the Top 40 searched youtube terms to try to pander to an audience that doesn't exist. New Moon trailer, Eclipse Trailer, Breaking Dawn Trailer. That was pandering right there. Those terms will have attraction power, but mainly the power to attract teen girls. Younger than 12 is fine by Douglas. Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Gamecube, Xbox, Sega, Saturn, Dreamcast, Genesis, Master System, are all video game systems that I own. I was a tester on Gears of War 2, so if you see a Lancer in this video it was because I got it from work. World of Warcraft is not that amazing. I played it for a few weeks. I prefer City of Heroes. I also used to play Everquest. I was never a huge fan of that. Right now I'm playing "Sonic Unleashed"... I just beat "Star Wars: Force Unleashed", what's up with all these games being unleashed. Were they previously on leashes? Like dogs, puppies, cute puppies, baby animals? I need to get back to playing Mirror's Edge and Dead Space but I have Persona 4 coming in the mail to play. I also kind of want to play Halo 1 2 3. I sell video games on eBay and I totally get like $80.00 per copy of Final Fantasy VII 7 that I sell. It is awesome because it is such an easy game to find. I find like three copies a week. I hate how Pepsi redesigned their logo and changed the name of Mountain Dew to Mtn Dew. I mean, seriously, what the hell is up with that. Christmas trees, Christmas lights. Charlie Brown's Christmas was on the other day and I totally watched it. Good stuff. I also bought LOST season 4 on DVD the other day and The Dark Knight on Blu-ray, and Surf Ninjas on VHS. Leslie Neilson was such a badass in that movie. Lost Season 5 Episode 1 will be amazing. I can not wait to find out what happened. Only two more seasons till we find out everything. Sweet. I heard Heroes has gotten really stupid. Actually, I'm just assuming that because I saw Seth Green on a commercial as a guest star. I can't take any show that has him as a guest star seriously. He's a great actor but every time I see him I think of Robot Chicken now. I just can't take him seriously at all. Adult Swim is pretty good these days. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Family Guy, Venture Brothers, Squidbillies, Moral Orel, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Mission Hill, are all shows that are or were on Adult Swim. Okay I seriously think I have hit enough keywords here. Naked girls. (less info)