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Chuck Norris Jokes

Everynight before he goes to bed the Boogey Man checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Some people wear superman pajamas...Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, Bang!

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

|..........| Put this on your
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|........O| ever pushed a
|..........| door that said pull.
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╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh!
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