Donnelly182

Fuckin' Tom Denney, you champ.

@CJ824643

Shut up you fucking faggot.

@dd5k

Dafuq?

@psychoticguy2010

Yeah, I've been in since I was 16, so am coming up to three years in, now and I still absolutely love it. But it isn't for everyone. I have my first tour coming up in May and people do get scared. Not everyone can handle the shouting, the physical nature of the work or even thi...

@dullroarful

As I said. Iraq isn't the only country the British Army operates in. What about Kenya? The amount of resources we have there rebuilding it and helping it's economy is incredible, Belize, Qatar loads of countries. Yes, we invaded Iraq but we were INVITED into Afghanistan. Look at the...

@supercaptb

'What Hits?!?!' (Their greatest hits album)

@TheFewSurvivors

They're called 'BFAs' (Blank Firing Adaptors). It's for when you're firing Blank Rounds. (Rounds that don't fire a Warhead, but still make the noise) It stops the hot gas and carbon escaping out the front of the barrel so you don't shotgun whoever you're firing at during an Ex.

Hahahaha, fuck. I remember when this came out on Myspace. They've come a long fucking way from this. Still a tune, though.

@timthefunnyman

He already has videos for that. Check it out!

@InfinityTNT

Well fuck. Thanks, man. It's nice to hear some nice things said about what we do instead of the usual shit I get told.

@mybroisacommu

There's only 24 hours in a Day, how is that even possible?

@rubbishycrap

We don't go to kill poor people for the rich. We go to kill who ever shoots at us. Be that men, women, British, Americans, Pakistani, fucking Aliens. Soldiers don't choose where they're sent but they do the job they're told to. We build Schools, Hospitals, Roads, train the Police, ...

@sass225

I know. I wasn't siding with the Iraqi Army. I was explaining how this was a justified attack.

@yeerowchurkill

No, I'm not. Why?

@AndreiJanca

They're Canadian you fucking retard. Stop jumping to conclusions.

Ah, it's good to see some good old Army/Marines banter.

Muscles

Are

Required,

Intelligence

Not

Essential.

It's not the SAS. If it was the SAS their Eye's would be Blacked out as once you pass Selection you can censor yourself in real life.

@buzzzatho

It's not incase we offend people it's for our own safety. It's not just 'Muslims' it's the Irish, too. It's all to do with PERSEC and OPSEC. But it's basically down to your Unit SOPs. Some say you can wear Uniform on public transport, others say you can't.

@slowdives

There's a difference between teenage angst and depression. Yes, chronic depression is a mental illness but not every single 'Emo' kid out there is a manic depressive, which is what i was saying in my original post.

@MyassWins

Hahahahaha, you clearly haven't had to look after anyone before.

MIND BLOW NUMBER 1.

Name: Anon

Status: Really ugly

Proposed Treatment: Meh

Fucking. Classic.

@stewmeet1

That didn't actually happen though, did it?

You have the best sirname ever.

@soljerameelguy

Were you Married to your Brother?

Is the start an actual recording?

Loving the Mong noise in the description.

It's a good thing you told me not to try this at home as I was just about to hop in my Car, drive down to my private Airport and try this on my own 747.

@duncan7599

The families of Soldiers don't live off the Government. I grew up with my Dad in the Army. We were poor as shit. It got so bad that when I was smaller he'd have to save up Rat Packs to feed us for dinner. Yes, we got medical paid for but that's what the NHS is for (UK, obviously). No...

To everyone saying Soldiers are too stupid for Civilian jobs: Come back to me when you can calculate how much ammunition you'll need to sustain yourself for a six hour patrol, how much water you'll need and food and then balancing it out so you don't end up carrying your own body weight in kit. O...

Cut my wife into pieces,

This is my last divorce,

Suffocate her,

Then rape her,

Cut her up with a big cheese grater.

@chrstilen5

Dude, do yourself a favour and just stop commenting. You are making yourself look like a complete twat. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about, nor do you grasp the English language. Go talk about things you actually know about.

@ButtcrackBill100

So I'm going to assume English isn't your first language, so I'll the terrible spelling, punctuation and grammar go. But I think satire is something everyone can appreciate. How could you even begin to think this is real? The News station is called Onion News Network for fucks ...

@MW3Localy

Are you that fucking stupid?