About this user
A hopeless specimen of human tissues, endowed with enough intelligence to, with any luck, remember my own name now and again. I leave something to be desired where motor skills are concerned, so, as you may imagine, sports aren't quite my thing. However, what I lack in athleticism I make up for with a charming personality; being smarter than everyone else. Or something.
Age
20
Hometown
Six Lakes, MI
Country
United States
Occupation
World Emperor
Interests
Any device capable of spontaneously displacing a considerable amount of air, and/or entrails. (Thermonuclear weapons and so forth.)