DERP

I'm sorry
I'm the type of person who lights himself on fire when told not to play with fire even if I don't have a lighter or matches. I set new standards for moronic actions including; punching old people, Punching hobos, punching mirrors because I looked at myself wrong, fall up stairs, run up escalators, hurt myself when running upstairs, chase cars the wrong way, getting hit by parked cars, hitting parked cars, flashing blind people, annoying people, hurting people on accident physically, running into traffic, running away from traffic into more traffic, and so on... Again sorry I am the idiot who makes it so that we have rules like please do not defecate on train

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