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Cat MIA DiscoSamurai7 391 views Jupiter disappeared a while back; I felt he deserved to be immortalized as one of those cat videos. This IS a tribute, it just sounds a little harsh at the end. But whateve...
Banff invasion 2010! DiscoSamurai7 169 views The first part of the Banff trip series! It was a fight with the devil to get this video finished, but it's finally open to the public.
Spring Break medley DiscoSamurai7 106 views Started as a test to see if my computer could still make videos, and now it's this. The random drama scene was added in by the computer because I decided to use the automo...
Old yearbook faces DiscoSamurai7 471 views Only a small glimpse at the crazy retards in some of those Eastglen yearbooks. I think I was reading the late 1960's ones, but I did some from later ones as well. That b...
Secrets in room 155 DiscoSamurai7 157 views This is a scary poster with tigers, and turtles, and dogs- and whales and FUCKING SPEEDOS! This is gross, seriously. I mean, this dirty old poster is living in room 155 ...
Musashi shorts episode 3, part. 1 DiscoSamurai7 92 views While waiting for the Pinocchio play to start, I filmed our antics. I was thinking of not releasing this video, but fuck it. If someone doesn't want to be filmed, they bet...
Soccer Intramural Final part. 2 DiscoSamurai7 47 views Part 2 of the climactic game between two nameless teams, the yellow team is the blue team from last game if you didn't notice, it's harder to notice without all the crazy "...
Soccer Intramural Final Part. 1 DiscoSamurai7 75 views Eastglen Soccer Intramural Finals! Filmed by me, not Jamie.
Eastglen Intramural Semifinal part. 2 DiscoSamurai7 35 views Due to Youtube sucking total ass, the video had to be cut down a minute. Part 2 of the Semifinal soccer game!
Eastglen intramural Semifinal part.1 DiscoSamurai7 146 views Semifinals of Eastglen's Soccer intramural! I didn't film this! I was eating some delicious morsels from the bake sale, so my friend Jamie filmed it for me. Except that ...

About Tenno Heika Banzai!

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Dec 22, 2011

Date Joined

Jun 28, 2009

About this user

You want answers? So the fuck do I!
You got problems? Get the fuck in line!

My videos are about real life in Eastglen High School.

Although I'd LOVE to direct and act, I usually can't put together a team of people who'd want to make a video without getting something in return.

Whenever I did act in or direct a video, someone requests me to keep it off Youtube. That's bullshit!

Nature is beautiful, and people who hunt and tame wild animals destroy it a little more everyday!

I love things like history, fantasy(not elves and wizards and shit, but actual creative things like Pan's Labyrinth)

I also like things like nature, weapons, strategy games, writing, slurpees, arguments, evolution, and freedom!

I absolutely HATE:
People who pretend they're anime characters or animals and shit(wolves, foxes, eagles, naruto, etc...)

If you have a name like demonwolf666, then you're no friend of mine because you most likely don't know JACKSHIT about wolves at all! You probably like wolves because you saw some at the zoo, and thought you had a connection just because one of them glances at you! Believe me, you DO NOT have a connection! Nobody does! You ARE NOT a wolf, you will NEVER be a wolf! You DO NOT know wolves, and you NEVER will! You fucking bastard!

I hate anime, it's crap in my opinion.
I hate Lord of the Rings, not because of the movies, but because of the fans, worthless pasty leeches sucking up anything with Lord and Rings in the same sentence!

I hate World of Warcraft, because it's a bastard!
It destroys social lives and deceives the more feeble minded nerds with promises of being bad-ass, and having grand adventures!

I hate elves, dwarfs(the ones that don't exist), wizards, vampires, werewolves, vampire-werewolf hybrids, vampire ninjas, werewolf ninjas, vampire-werewolf ninjas, and all that other non-existent crap that nerds believe in and/or admire.

I hate all these stupid Disney adventure movies coming out now, where a bunch of pussy British kids save some mythical world from evil stereotypes! I'm mostly jealous, but I also hate how they always fuck up along the way. I know I'd do better than any of those ninnies.

Like in Narnia, that one part where the British kid has to fight some retarded evil talking wolf. The stupid bastard just holds out the sword in front of him! AND STILL KILLS THE FUCKING TALKING WOLF! I hate that fucking movie, stupid lion, stupid ice bitch who keeps making weird candy for that fat little British kid...

I also hate people who think they're really smart or deep just because they say some quote.

Let's say this happens:
emoshit8276383827 wants to be cool, so he says " No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie" And then everyone thinks HE'S the one who's deep!

I also hate racism, it's stupid and a waste of everyone's time.

I hate people who hate countries because of stereotypes like this: "Haha! Canada is full of stupid hockey-playing peacekeepers who would probably give up their country if someone invaded them!" That, is retarded. I'm Canadian, and I play hockey like a sick dog shits, erratically! Besides, no country would be given up without a fight. Even if people believe that Canada's army is non-existent(the Canadian Armed Forces destroy!) the people wouldn't surrender. Hell, I know I'd fight if some crap country invaded Canadian soil!

I hate religion, it's evil. They think they got it all figured out, and think everything in the Bible or Quran, and shit is correct. Why? The people at church and daily mass and all that stupid shit say so! The people at the top of the religion, like the pope, are full of shit and know it. They just love the power and money. The people that follow them, are idiots!
If there's a just and loving God that isn't capable of doing wrong, then why is there disease? Sin? Can't the mighty fucking creator just get rid of that!? Why the hell does he choose who gets into paradise and who doesn't?

"You go that way, to the pearly gates. you go that way, where all the smoke and screaming is coming from."
Gee, that's fair...

We got those baptist freaks who picket soldiers' funerals, we got terrorists blowing shit up, we got Muslims in Europe forcing their dumb-ass religious laws on the Government. Where is your God now!?

Humans aren't the center of the universe, we aren't even in the only universe either! So grow up!

I am open-minded though, believe it or not.

I like all kinds of music, you got your rock, metal, rap, reggae, classic, rave, trance, country, instrumental, and all that jazz!

I hate REQUIEM FOR A DREAM! Stupid fucking song! It's NOT epic, it's gay! WAAAAAAAY too many people use it in their Youtube videos and it's just not a very good song!

Come on people! Try being original!

By the way, on www.filmrookie.com I posted all of the Highlands Graduation videos!

They're kinda bad in the quality department, but they've still got all the spirit!

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