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The rumors of her death have been greatly exaggerated...derp.

@Grinjaa ...Healthy?!...lol clearly you don't watch much porn...uh, and it's not the "workout" that gives them that "enviable" emaciated figure and swollen rack, it's the coke and saline.

"...Huh?..."

@SuperSquishface America is "chockers with fatties?!" You, Sir/Madam, are adorable.

(And accurate. My fatass is eating as I write this. Homemade chicken tikka masala and green tea...but I really want a cheesieburger and some gaddamn marshmallows. Mmmm!)

A guru is a small deer-like mammal indigenous to the Western region of Africa. It feeds primarily on grasses and roots and is known for it's distinctly piercing cry: "BaboooOOGAH! BaboooOOGAH!" Legend has it the guru - ahh, fuck it. I'm done.

101 Scenes for Young Actresses. Catch her at the New Dawn Theatre's production of Forever Plaid.

@Demelza1964 ...not to mention a complete waste! You'd think college students would have been sold on the notion of basic gaddamn hygiene long ago...Prettttttttty sure showering is a skill most have mastered. (And beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder; one may not fit the mold of what the me...

Soooooo...Cybil's on Saturday on..was that ABC?? Or was it Cypul's on Tuesday on NBC...Lycib's on PCP on PBS?! oh god, no...

So...Gypsy poops pies?!

Why did she let her daughter go 11 years before really helping her with her plastic addiction? Mom of the gaddamn year, here. Jesus.

I'm strangely addicted to this show...buhdumbumCHING!!

6:57 "Lori, nurrrrrrrrrr!!! Why u smash me?! I keep u warm! I try not burn carpets anymor, promiss! Lori, nooo! NurrrrrrRRRrrrrrr..."

I love Kesha's sister. "They gon' say, 'it all that damn tissue you ate!' "

Divya is AWESOME!!! It's a grotesque art, but an art nonetheless. And I love her little mummified mousie dolled up to look like a Vegas drag queen...I say this is a passion...She's recycling!!

@yuseifudo5dspeedduel You put too much thought into that comment of yours...or not enough. 0_o

I like Riley. Infantilism freaks me out, but if no one is being hurt, who gives a shit the bed you sleep in or the clothes you wear...I personally couldn't be in a romantic relationship with someone like Riley, but, from reading SomethingAwful over the years, lol, I KNOW there's plenty of other f...

My boyfriend eats his toenails and the skin and FUNGUS off his feet. No, seriously, he EATS it. Chews it and swallows it. He'll snack on his feet happily for a good 20 minutes whenever we sit down to watch a movie or just quietly read together and it FREAKS me the fuck out. I've talked to him abo...

@biscuithammer00 lol and a heterosexual, able-bodied male. They used to feed Down Syndrome kids to the sharks, you know. WoopbootbootleloopbutoopboopbootupFACT.

Sal @ 3:24 - "I know I'm personally attacking him, and, like I said, I understand where he went. But I'm saying I didn't go to a personal area!" ...0_o...whut?!

@DisappointingPorn oh my god. Your. Not "you're life is marvelous." I dumb.

@Lautreamont053 What if you get heart disease? Or diabetes (the 'beetus)? Gonna refuse treatment? On the off chance you get hit by a rogue rhino tomorrow, wouldn't you want people to stop and assist you? Were an indignant swarm of bees to engulf your entire person I think we can assume that that'...

Holy. FUCK.

The parents look like they're siblings O_o

@maxx233 ...but I wanna whiiiiiiiiine!!!

I. Loveloveloooooove you for posting all these like this! Subscribed!!

...Why is it always 1:00 in the morning when I end up in this part of YouTube? Fuck.

Pretty sure he was raped.

Booooo.