About this user
I've recently divorced from Mare The Shill, she cost me some 48 million quid, that poxy twat!
I first met Ron Nasty in January 1959, at the now-historical address of 43 Egg Lane, Liverpool. Together with Stig O'Hara (a guitarist of no fixed hairstyle), we started playing as a trio. After 18 months, we looked behind us only to discover drummer Barrington Womble (whom we persuaded to change his name to Barry Wom to save time, and his hairstyle to save Brylcreem), and the our line-up was complete. The rest is history, a legend to last a lunchtime!
There's also been this annoying rumour that I'm DEAD. Nothing could be further from the truth. I'm not dead, I'm DEAF!
Hometown
Rutland
Country
United Kingdom
Occupation
Left music to become a comedian.
Companies
Rutle Corps.
Schools
The Liverpool Boy's Reformatory for the Performing Arts
Interests
Writing silly love songs, driving my Aston Martin down Denny Laine, and picking up a one-legged former model and full-time gold diggers when I Saw Her Standing There...
