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Famous Pagan Quotes that were never made but should have been:
Alexandrian Wicca: Yes, we admit it - we nicked everything from the Gardnerians.
Arthurian Enthusiasts: Guinevere was really a Pictish warrior princess! I think 'The Sword in the Stone' is a really great film.
Astrologer: But your Sun sign is the most important sign! Sorry I'm late - it was a traffic jam and not anything planetary at all. I'm a big fan of astronomy. We're about to enter the Age of Aquarius. Meh.
Celtic Tradition: Of course, we don't actually know anything about the historical Celts. I hate Celtic knotwork. Bloody bog trotters and sheep shaggers! I find Cerridwen to be a very nice Goddess, don't you?
Chaos Magician: No, no, no! You're doing it all wrong! I think H.P. Lovecraft books are unimaginative.
Dianic: Shall we have an open ritual for all the men? Face it - menstruation is just a bloody nuisance. The earliest cultures were patriarchal and peaceful. Sorry, I can't come to the ritual tonight - my husband's ill.
Discordians: Hang on, that doesn't make any sense! Nope, too weird for me. Eris is just a minor Goddess - we can ignore her. No, no, no, no, no! First you cast the circle, then you fill the bathtub with brightly coloured East German power tools, only after all that do you give your offerings to Eris! Keep to the structure people!
Fiona Horne: No way, that's too gimmicky!
Gardnerians: Y'know, I think Aleister Crowley was a very enlightened individual...
Golden Dawn: Right, let's make this ritual short and simple.
New Agers: I've got too many crystals. Some of my best friends are Satanists. You want me to heal you with that??!! Hello, I'm a New Ager. Yes, I was initiated into Gardner's original coven in 1972. Eventually got my Third Degree y'know. All this Native American stuff is just a fad. I think Glastonbury's crap. No, one of my past lives was not in Atlantis. I was no-one special in a past life. I think the British Empire was a really good idea... Call me fluffy, and I'll BLOODY KILL YOU!!!
Crowley:
This table of correspondences is too complicated.I think it's about time I settled down with a family and started going to church.I like my Mother.I used to think I knew my stuff, but now I've read Silver Ravenwolf I'm willing to step down.I couldn't fit this into Kabbalah!
Fluffy bunny:
I read this in a book and just had to validate it by cross-referencing it against this academic journal.I never do anything unless it's got empirical proof.
I don't believe that.
Gerald Gardner:
Actually, we'll skip the scourging for this ritual.For Gods' sakes, put your clothes back on!Nah, I made it all up.
Age
28
Country
United Kingdom
Occupation
Entertainment Agent
Companies
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