About this user
Trolling is a kind of prank and a lost art form, full of failed attempts and people who don't even know what trolling is.
Most ignorant newfags think that trolling is merely someone getting in an argument, or a fight, or attacking others. However, people do this all the time on the internet when they're not trolling. Trolling that does this is obvious and usually fails. People who think everyone who disagrees with them is a troll are so easily trolled that they'll fall for Concerned Mother. A skilled troll can just appear to cause no conflict and agree with people and do it in such a way to provoke everyone else into a shitstorm.
The internet is full of people that think just being internet trash makes them a real troll. Acting racist for lulz is trolling but simply being a racist is not. Acting as stupid as Chris-chan because you really are that stupid makes you a lulzcow and not a troll. If someone goes and slips razor blades inside the hamburgers of little kids and goes "haha you have been trolled nublol", despite being hilarious, that's not trolling, it's being a psychopath and a poser. Even worse than that, there are furries. Common sense would say that no one could seriously be like that, that all furries are trolls, but then again, common sense is often very, very wrong.
Even when someone knows how to troll, they usually fail to be funny and then experience troll's remorse A.K.A being a butthurt, empathetic, douchenozzle. Such feelings tend to pass once they realize that people who take the Internets seriously enough to get upset by trolling really ought to kill themselves. Once they reach this point, they are said to suffer from Internet troll personality disorder. After long enough, they may even develop Chronic Troll Syndrome.
The most important thing that any troll should remember is not to believe in what you are saying, and be comfortable with telling made up lies whilst avoiding the truth or any factual details about your own life because not only are these boring, they could be used to identify you (unless, of course, you also lie about the details of your life.) To avoid the onset of troll's remorse, follow this technique and just lead them further down the avenue of trolling, swallowing your bait hook, line and sinker.
Only when one is a skilled troll can they pull off trolling IRL, such as Agent Pubeit, Penis Pump Sex Scandal, IRL Harry Potter spoilers, etc.
Trolling Rules
Made by a fucking experienced and successful Jewgrounds troll * 1- You must always do it for the lulz. * 2- You're a troll, nothing and no person can hurt you, except overfeeding. * 3- Attack in packs, the B& hammer can take down lone wolves like Americans to a MG42. * 4- Keep all inter-site raids silent. The target may learn and prepare. * 5- EXPLOIT EVERYTHING. * 6- The craftier the target, the moar research you must do. * 7- LURK MOAR. * 8- We are not your personal army. * 9- The 1337 are not to be targeted, they won't feed you if so. * 10- Research: Your new best friend. * 11- White Knights = Internet Tough Guys = Pussies * 12- In true raids, close the pool first. * 13- Never use the homosexual insult. It makes you look like a pussy. * 14- Post cats on Caturday. * 15- No raid intel for newfags. * 16- One must have a /b/ file. * 17- One must have a fap file. * 18- Proxies keep you from getting v&. * 19- The Copy Link option can save your from your own keyloggers. * 20- /b/ is home and home tends to fall sometimes. * 21- You must ALWAYS do it for the lulz.
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