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I masturbate to midget porn, =3 always gets me going.

I want you to show Dylan a clip of Grant Imahara from Mythbusters. I mean that's like looking into his own future right there. They look so alike!

The "Show Me Where The Bad Man Touched You" Party.

@zeikje

Also it's a classical chinese tale, so I don't think they necessairly got inspired wiki/Sun_Wukong

@proxyXIII

Oh, hey there hipster! Didn't know you were here before it got "cool". I'm sorry, I'm just a lowly RWJ fan that fell in love with Nyan Cat. I'll never be as great as you for being here before me. :(

To stop giving three fiddy to that darn Loch Ness monstah!

They didn't kill the baby. Oh why didn't they kill the baby? :(

My first kiss was on my junk, by my mom. Thanks for bringing it up...

Sir, what you did here was produce pure gold. Saying you won is like saying a prostitute might be considered a bit loose. You crushed this woman. Congratulations!