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Jack Sadelstein (Adam Sandler), a successful advertising executive in Lo...
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Jack Sadelstein (Adam Sandler), a successful advertising executive in Los Angeles with a beautiful wife (Katie Holmes) and kids, dreads one event each year: the holiday visit of his identical twin sister Jill (also Adam Sandler). Jill's neediness and passive-aggressiveness are maddening to Jack, turning his normally tranquil life upside down. Things spin even more out of control for Jack when Jill decides to extend her visit-and he doesn't think that she'll ever leave! MPAA Rating: PG Rated PG for crude material including suggestive references, language, comic violence and brief smoking. 2011 Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
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Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make!
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Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make!
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Directed by Tom Small
Written by Mark Douglas
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LYRICS
Ho Ho
When it's Christmas time
everybody's waitin' in a big ass line
To sit on my lap
And beg for Elmo's, i-pads, and crap
Brats are outta control
my elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal
Older girls sit on me
And get their picture taken ironically
Girl look at that belly
Like a bowl full of jelly
As seen on the telly
It sticks out
I come down your chimney
Though it don't quite fit me
Why do I smell kindling?
Put it out
My doctor told me I had diabetes
That's what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookies
I still deliver all this booty.
It don't matter if its drizzling, freezing, sleeting, blowin, snowin'
I'm Santa and I know it
I'm Santa and I know it
I got a big ole gut
I ain't nutcracker but do bust nuts
Girls love the taste
Of my sugarplums and my candy cane
I got a list of naughty's
It's pretty much a listing of all my shawty's
Wait Let me explain it
Mrs. Claus and I have a special arrangement
I'm jolly and burely
I never come early
I'm stuffin' your turkey
Check it out
When ladies get nippy
I'm makin' deliverys
From Dallas to Sydney
Then I'm out
Single moms are friendly
Every X-mas eve
When the night comes to and end my sack is always empty
Got a 9 inch beard, and I ain't afraid to grow it blow it show it comb it, stroke it
I'm Santa and I Know it
Jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle bells
Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle elves
Comet Cupid donner blitzen Rudolph sail
I'm Santa and I know it
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Mark and Todd are too out of shape to move like Jagger!
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P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
DigiTour Dates and Ticket Info!
Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • http://thedigitou...
Sun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • http://ticketf.ly...
Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • http://bit.ly/dig...
Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • http://ticketf.ly...
Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • http://bit.ly/dig...
Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • http://bit.ly/dig...
Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf.ly...
Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf.ly...
Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigitou...
Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigitou...
Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitou...
LYRICS:
These pants are too small
They're skin tight
They're squeezing my balls
It's a sad sight
I used to be thin
Now I've got two chins
Should have hit the gym
I'm getting too old
for youtube
They're all gonna lol
at my Man boobs
Come on, Mark lets go
My stomach looks gross
We'll fix that in post
Are you really going to?
Oh hell no.
Damn I really let myself go I ate
too much pizza and Nachos
Now my man boobs are saggin'
C'mon you guys stop laughin'
At my man boooooooobs
Let me have a try
I can do it
I sound like the guy
Let me prove it
My gut's not as big
Just hand me that wig
And watch my gay jig
Impersonating the guy's
Impression
Of the other guy
It's like Inception
I'm covered in sweat
Just give me a sec
Let me catch my breath
HA! It's not as easy as it looks
I am starting to regret this
Someone call the paramedics
I just threw my back out
I really should've stretched out
I just f**************ed my back up
Christina sings these random lines
I think she applied her make up twice
Used to show her goodies
She ate too many cookies
And now she looks like Snooki GTL!
I got my second wind
We are all attentions whores
Someone help me off the floor
I've got them moves like grandpa
I've got them boobs like grandma
But we will doooooooo anything for laughter
Doooo anything for laughter
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