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Jack Sadelstein (Adam Sandler), a successful advertising executive in Lo...
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Jack Sadelstein (Adam Sandler), a successful advertising executive in Los Angeles with a beautiful wife (Katie Holmes) and kids, dreads one event each year: the holiday visit of his identical twin sister Jill (also Adam Sandler). Jill's neediness and passive-aggressiveness are maddening to Jack, turning his normally tranquil life upside down. Things spin even more out of control for Jack when Jill decides to extend her visit-and he doesn't think that she'll ever leave! MPAA Rating: PG Rated PG for crude material including suggestive references, language, comic violence and brief smoking. 2011 Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
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Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make! Watc...
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Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make! Watch the original video: http://www.youtub... Behind the Scenes! http://www.youtub... We respond to your comments! http://www.youtub... Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe! http://www.youtub...
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LYRICS Ho Ho When it's Christmas time everybody's waitin' in a big ass line To sit on my lap And beg for Elmo's, i-pads, and crap Brats are outta control my elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal Older girls sit on me And get their picture taken ironically Girl look at that belly Like a bowl full of jelly As seen on the telly It sticks out I come down your chimney Though it don't quite fit me Why do I smell kindling? Put it out My doctor told me I had diabetes That's what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookies I still deliver all this booty. It don't matter if its drizzling, freezing, sleeting, blowin, snowin' I'm Santa and I know it I'm Santa and I know it I got a big ole gut I ain't nutcracker but do bust nuts Girls love the taste Of my sugarplums and my candy cane I got a list of naughty's It's pretty much a listing of all my shawty's Wait Let me explain it Mrs. Claus and I have a special arrangement I'm jolly and burely I never come early I'm stuffin' your turkey Check it out When ladies get nippy I'm makin' deliverys From Dallas to Sydney Then I'm out Single moms are friendly Every X-mas eve When the night comes to and end my sack is always empty Got a 9 inch beard, and I ain't afraid to grow it blow it show it comb it, stroke it I'm Santa and I Know it Jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle bells Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle elves Comet Cupid donner blitzen Rudolph sail I'm Santa and I know it
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Mark and Todd are too out of shape to move like Jagger! Watch the origina...
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Mark and Todd are too out of shape to move like Jagger! Watch the original video HERE: http://www.youtub... See Behind The Scenes! http://www.youtub... Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe! http://www.youtub...
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DigiTour Dates and Ticket Info! Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • http://bit.ly/dig... Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • http://tktwb.tw/d... Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • http://thedigitou... Sun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • http://ticketf.ly... Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • http://bit.ly/dig... Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • http://bit.ly/dig... Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • http://ticketf.ly... Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • http://bit.ly/dig... Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/dig... Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • http://bit.ly/dig... Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf.ly... Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw/d... Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf.ly... Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/dig... Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigitou... Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigitou... Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw/d... Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitou...
LYRICS: These pants are too small They're skin tight They're squeezing my balls It's a sad sight I used to be thin Now I've got two chins Should have hit the gym I'm getting too old for youtube They're all gonna lol at my Man boobs Come on, Mark lets go My stomach looks gross We'll fix that in post Are you really going to? Oh hell no. Damn I really let myself go I ate too much pizza and Nachos Now my man boobs are saggin' C'mon you guys stop laughin' At my man boooooooobs Let me have a try I can do it I sound like the guy Let me prove it My gut's not as big Just hand me that wig And watch my gay jig Impersonating the guy's Impression Of the other guy It's like Inception I'm covered in sweat Just give me a sec Let me catch my breath HA! It's not as easy as it looks I am starting to regret this Someone call the paramedics I just threw my back out I really should've stretched out I just f**************ed my back up Christina sings these random lines I think she applied her make up twice Used to show her goodies She ate too many cookies And now she looks like Snooki GTL! I got my second wind We are all attentions whores Someone help me off the floor I've got them moves like grandpa I've got them boobs like grandma But we will doooooooo anything for laughter Doooo anything for laughter
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