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So I'm like, HEY WB...WANNA BE IN A BAND? And he's like YEAH...I TOTALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLO! So like we're a band and stuff.

Best introduction I have ever seen Oprah do. Hands down. And she looked FANTASTIC.

Loved it. And the 'Maiden shirt is a nice touch when tucked under the emo hoodie. But you should have looked up and spit into the crowd. Rocky Star Style! Oh. But there was no crowd in your basement.

Who CAN'T play like that when they stare at the strings from 10" away? I'm sure people will pay top dollar to come watch you stare at the strings and neck!

Outside of that- great playing. Good phrasing. Nice comps. But reality called and wanted to remind you that music is communication, and...

Kevin DuBrow looks TERRIBLE in these photos!

Hey, subject: if you're going to post stuff here for us to look at then wouldn't it be a nice thing to POST THE FLIPPIN SETTINGS? Otherwise, what is your point except "oh look at me, I can use a preset!" Damn, yo. I'm bouta hit Michelle I'm so mad at you.

Great demo. Great playing.

Reality check - put that M13 in the mix of a band in a bar and you're not gonna notice. Like when I put all that stuff bad for America in the healthcare thingy...you didn't notice. (but now you do. oops)

Sir, I knew Michael Anthony. I played with Michael Anthony. And you, sir, are no Micheal Anthony. And why is Paula Dean wearing a wig and playing drums???

@CowbellProfessional - meant to tell you once I found out who you were- you guys kicked ass at the Warped Tour this summer. And seriousl...

I hear Eric Johnson all over this tone

Gigging with M9 and Triple Wreck for 9 months now. Including a car accident. Sounds bad ass and apparently indestructible. Now please get back to work. People deserve your hard earned money via my evil taxes.

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I'm a DIVISION MANAGER in charge of 49 people!!!!