Michael Rosen fapped to this page...

Anyway, now the important shizzzzihs. I mostly make Michael Rosen and Wilford Brimley YTPs (Hence the name DiabeetusPlams. 'Diabeetus' coming from the way Wilford Brimley pronounces 'Diabetes', and 'Plams' by the way Michael Rosen pronounces 'Plums') though I honestly prefer making Michael Rosen YTPs, I think they are a better source, they may be getting overused, but my incredibly overactive imagination (In other words, I'm a dirty minded motherfucker XD) keeps me filled up with (cum, lol jk) ideas.

I started Youtube Pooping back in early 2008, when Spadinner poops were (Unfortunately) in their prime. I remember the first poop I made was a Chadwarden poop on Windows Movie Maker. To this very day I am surprised I could make him say "Suck my little dick", especially since not only was it my first YTP, but it was on Windows Movie Maker. I'm not so good with effects, I'm still learning everything on Sony Vegas, so I mainly stick with sentence mixing, the occasional ear rape (Sorry, I just have to, the relationship with ear rape is a love- hate one). I plan on using more advanced effects in the future but for now I'm still learning.

If you do subscribe to me, then only subscribe to me for my videos and not for the 'Lulz', believe me, I had 60 subscribers on my old channel, over half of them were just spammers, that annoyed the living fap- I mean, crap out of me. I don't want a reinactment of that.

My YTPs are mostly about sex, necrophilia, rape, incest, murder and all of the other stuff that makes an awesome YTP. So yeah, if you can't take it (Pun intended), then I'm afraid your mind will be scarred. The day were I don't make a YTP about those things is the day were... uuuuh... I don't.

If I scarr your mind from any of my Youtube Poops, then I have accomplished my task, if you have anything else, I'd go see a doctor about that...

I won't accept random friend requ- oops, I mean 'Contact Suggestions' (May I ask Youtube, what is the fucking point of deleting our friends list to add something as stupid as a 'Contacts Suggestions' which serves no purpose whatsoever?), sorry to be a dick about it, but I just don't. I will accept your friend requests if I actually like you (From videos, funny comments or some shizz :P). So if you are one of those twats that send a load of people messages saying "Hey, I enjoyed your videos, visit my channel and get subscribers" or whatever, please fuck off you spamming little cunts.

And I CERTAINLY do NOT accept sub 4 sub. Seriously, the whole point of subbing is to keep up with a person's videos. If you sub for no reason then the sub is pointless. So please, sub 4 sub wankers, please kindly fuck off.

Have a good day *Queue Liberty Medical Theme Tune* and also
Enjoy your stay motherfappers! :D

My main influences:
- Katana Soul (Probably my biggest inspiration to start Michael Rosen poops)
- ImperialLobster (R.I.P :'( )
- Insector (He was how I discovered Michael Rosen poops, R.I.P YTP legend :'( )
- Derry Markson/sun (Once again, R.I.P :'( )
- MechaWeegie91 (Kind of inspired me to raise the bar on sentence mixing, I'm kind of bad at sentence mixing but still, I'm better than I was when I started YTP all together XD)
My Top Aims:

At least one of my videos to reach:
-10 views [x]
-100 views [x]
-500 views [x]
-1,000 views [x]
-5,000 views []
-10,000 views []
-100,000 views []

Subscribers (You're all fap-fucking-tastic!):
-10 [x]
-50 [x]
-100 [x]
-200 []
-500 []
-1,000 []
-5,000[]
-10,000 []

----/\---
----\/---- Copy
----[]---- This
----[]---- If
--/\[]/\-- You
--\.[]./-- Play
--/....\-- Guitar
--\__/--

...Z...Put This
...E...in your
...L...channel if
...D...your a
...A...Legend of Zelda Fan!


Current Projects:

DiabeetusPlams was locked in the tower of PLAMZithar for 15 years. On one dark night, a blinding bright light shined down to DiabeetusPlams, and he soon gained the powers of sentence mixing from the YTP gods. He killed the evil wizard of PLAMZithar with this great and mighty power. Upon his death he absorbed the wizard's power. He didn't know what this power was, or what it did, but that was until he took a mighty grasp of his throbbing 200 inch erection (Should I include it's made of 22 carat gold?) , he realised... It was... the power... OF FAP.