The what with the who?

Mmm...that's delicious applesauce. Oh, am I on? Oh, errh...g'day YouTube folk. You people look great today. Is that a new haircut? Anywho, I'm Deziky. I'm simply here to make videos about whatever little thought bird flies into my head. You may like them, you may hate them. If you hate them, then Jesus hates you. It's true, I talk to him a lot. We're good pals, but he gets on my nerves with his "Holier than thou" thing. I hang out with Obama every day after school. One time, he was all like, "Hey Deziky, do you think that Palin girl is hot? Because I do." He told me not to tell anyone. Good thing I didn't. I am virtually a vegetarian, or as others call me, the salad-muncher. I'm, as others say, "a new age hippy". I'm anti-war, environmental, for gay and animal rights, and all those fun things. I make fun of religions a lot (but Jesus is still my friend). I suppose I'm done here. If you want to know more, go talk to a bowl of applesauce. It'll know more about me than I'll ever know.

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