My mate Matt reminded me of this classic ad from back in 2001 so I thought I'd upload so everybody can recall it's glory

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Dedicated to those wonderful people who phone me every day.

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Mrs. Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big..
cock-a-doodle-doodle the rooster just won't quit,
and I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like..
shitzus make good house pets,
they're cuddly and sweet,
monkeys aren't good to have 'cos they like to beat their..
meeting in the office a meeting in the hall,
the boss he wants to see you so you can suck his..
Balzac was a writer he lived with Alan Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but that's cuz she's a..
contaminated water can really make you sick,
your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your..
dictate what im saying 'cos it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck

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