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"Okay, why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Who let out the chicken?"
"you've ruined the whole joke."
"How? I'm seriously wondering who let out the chicken? Those things are expensive and they can get stolen or hit easily! And why would it want to cross the road in the first place? What is so exciting about the other side of the road that he wants to go over there so badly? What is wrong with the side of the road that he is on? Is he too good for this side of the road? Does he think he is better than all the other chickens? What is wrong with the other chickens? In fact how come there is only one chicken? Where are the others? I bet they got hit by cars trying to cross the road to get to the other side and died! Now this stupid chicken wants to give it a try! Why doesn't he just play it safe and stay on his side of the road? If he wants to get to the other side so badly why doesn't he find a cross walk and safely go a cross? Plus, why would he risk getting killed trying to cross the road, when he is perfectly safe on the side of the road he is on now? In my opinion, that is one stupid chicken!"
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"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you naive idiot!!"
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(c) 2008 by Stephenie Meyer, reprinted with permission from the Eclipse Special Edition published by Little, Brown and Company.
My plaid pants ROCK!!!
The House of Night series rocks my socks!!!
My BEST friends Amanda, Katelynn, Sam, and Liz and Nikki rock. Morgan, you remind me of Aphrodite from the House of Night series. You know what the Twins call her? Sorry, you haven't read the series!!! Mwahahahaha!!! *super evil laugh*
If me and my friends had an affinity for something or if they were an elemental, this is what they would have (also includes what Hogwarts house they would be in):
Me: Light elemental / shifter (I get two powers 'cuz I rule you all! Haha. actually, people can have more than one power. cool, huh?) Gryffindor.
Amy K: you'd be an earth elemental. You'd also be able to shift into a dragon - any size, any color. Oh yeah, you would be in Ravenclaw I think.
Katie K: you'd be able to shift into a tiger (any color or size) and you are able to turn invisible. You'd also be in Gryffindor.
Heidi K: Hmmm...Gryffindor or Hufflepuff? I don't know...you are also a fire elemental and can turn into a mouse (again, any color, any size)
Kelly K: manipulating the weather / surix (a surix is a person that can invade people's dreams and take complete control over the dream and if you don't like the person you can make them have nightmares.) Gryffindor.
Amanda K: most likely a water elemental. Gryffindor.
Morgan H: Hmmm...you have no powers. You would be a muggle and us elementals will laugh at you. YOU ARE A MUGGLE AND MUGGLES CAN'T GO TO HOGWARTS!!!
Nikki S: Air elemental. You would be in Hufflepuff because you are such a softy.
Sam S: Uh..dunno. *scratches head* you'd be in Slytherin. You are clever. (No offense. I don't think you'll grow up to be a Death Eater.)
Katelynn: Oh, yeah! You could be a Gryffindor and we could have parties with Harry Potter and you'd get to see Kelly alot. Right, anyways you'd be a fire elemental.
Gregory House: Haha. I'm just putting him up 'cuz I thought it would be fun! Ok, he would be sorta in Slytherin because he's really clever, but he'd also be in Ravenclaw because he is SUPER smart, what with figuring out all those doctor cases.
Edward Cullen: Wooo!!! He would read minds!! DUH! And also he would be in Ravenclaw 'cuz of his whole entire century to be by himself and read and write and stuff.
