DerDenning

14:35

dieser Ausdruck hastiger erleichterung, einfahc nur herrlich. :D

ich könnte Dich stundenlang plappern hören!

moment.. Ich HÖRE Dich stundenlang plappern.

Wow. Und zusammen mit solchen Menschen muss ich in einem Land leben.

Und wer nicht weiß wen ich damit meine, der möchte jetzt bitte auswandern.

das ist weniger peinlich als das was durchkommt. man sieht richtig wie bohlen & Co. es schwer haben mit der situation umzugehen. nur dafür hat tobias teilgenommen und es war ein voller erfolg!

geht ein grieche in die sparkasse und sagt "hellas, ich will ein gyroskonto eröffnen, aber zatziki!"

yeah you know why he does it with iron? because any griefer watching this video will say "hah smartass wanting us to trick into thinking that he isnt doing it with iron but with coal, and now he thinks hes safe because we keep searching for chests in iron veins after all. man, so gonna rape every...

note that the eggs in the chicken farm chest were shaped likle an X

@010CAVEMAN010

"we all like to kiss the woodsman's daughter"

thats basically the gist of the song

wow, i needed to watch this 5 times to notice that when scout kicks the dispenser, there are two engineers shouting "dispenser down!"

son, i am dissapoint. the only video called "sentry town" on youtube is not starring the engineer yelling "SENTRY TOWN!". my hope is lost.

Now i really have to spare some bucks to get gmod and make this myself, brb

@shan9usfc

well, lich bane would be thinkable if you build the tear to manamune instead of AA. at late game AA doesnt really matter if you dont build raba as last item, so manamune + LB would make for a nice nuke inbetween qweqreqw

haha, note that after his last punch, the reporter is not getting back up anymore :D

@kristin20009

"get a life?" nothing else to argument?

that's really weak.

@reem2711

sounds get as loud as your speakers are. if you deafen your puppies, it is your fault.

to all the others: welcome to the internet.

thank you, i can finally....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

@thatguyinthetree i saw it, dude.

i saw it.

ich lach mich so tot mann. entweder ihr schwebt alle in einer ganz anderen sphäre der ironie, oder hier versammelt sich der gipfel der idiotie um eine messe abzuhalten und ich hab die falsche tür genommen.

es geht verdammt ncohmal nicht darum, hühner auf einer map freizulassen, oder gronkh zu ha...

i like vriskas hair more than the highoob's hair.

u jelly now

or should i say: u juggly?

@darkrose834

yes. yes, it is totally fine.

i hereby allow you to find dave strider cute all you want.

;]

i was watching this while i was drunk as fuck last sunday..

guess what? IT ALL MADE SENSE TO ME, no kidding! it was all so fucking clear, but now im sober and i forgot

@shansnut

canon/canonical: when some fact about a character or the story/scenario is true and confirmed by the story itself or the author, it is a canonical fact. for example, karkat having red blood is pretty canon, as well as vriska still being alive on the doomed beta timeline or stuff.

head...

oh, im in that part of youtube again.

i mean the part where the idiocy is always gathering to have a feast of pointless brass-headed bragging.

Nobody fucking forces you to download and install those mods. It is going to "kill skyrim" just like justin bieber kills music. which is not at all.

pe...

after three years on the meteor, karkat one day calls everyone, screams "LOOK. WHAT I. FUCKING. COMPOSED OF. ALL THE FUCKING. SHIT I DONT GIVE."

he then proceeds to flip the fuck out in front of the piano while everyone beholds the glory of the vast FUCK

and thus, ray came back to unite all haters. over 20 thousand haters come together to welcome the messias of bullshit back home.

dudes, the only ones who care about you haters are the other haters. leave us fans alone and unsubscribe please.

oh hahahaha you people

are you even realizing that you all imply a fetish for fat people is worse than a fetish for young pony girls

"i bet shes jerkin it to my daughter or something

shes shot

*hot"

JEGUS

FUCKING

CHRIST

der sympathischsischshste Kabarettist aller zeiten.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEE

i love idle servers. at night, i join an idle server take medic, stand outside the spawning area and wait for someone to join and go afk. then i put something on my left mouse button, start my steam download and go to sleep.

@gethsoftware

German Anthem =/= nazi anthem

meowraillagin.. *normal voice: oh fuck. hehe* *nepeta voice: hehe!*

consider me hopped on the cuteness trail to death

i slimed thorugot the vid

*fixfix

The Warhammer of Zillyhoo would be what i'd called it

look up zillyhoo on youtube

bin in hannover zu nem abend mit ihm gefahrn. große erwartungen hegt man schoon automatisch wenn es um malmsheimer geht, aber als er die beige-nummer brachte, wurden sie wie so oft übertroffen.

wie weit soll das noch gehn mit dem kerl?