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It's finally here -- the Lore for Elder Scrolls in (slightly) over a minute.
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Narrated by Jesse of OMFGCata
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Head Writer
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TRANSCRIPT:
Once upon a time in the mystical land of Tamriel, the benevolent ruler of Cyrodil, Emperor Uriel Septim VII, is secretly usurped and banished to Oblivion by none other than Jafar, er, I mean "Jagar," the king's most trusted advisor. However, our hero is able to oust Jagar by traipsing throughout all the provinces of Tamriel and gathering pieces of the mystical MacGuffin Staff, which is never heard about or seen again despite all of the BS.
Years later, a new hero is hired by Uriel Septim to sail to Daggerfall and investigate numerous mysterious goings-on. Once arrived, Sir-or-Madam Hero discovers a plot to reactivate a humongous fancy mecha. After deciding who gets control over Optimus, in the end it turns out all possible endings are canon, except where the robot goes bezerk and Goomba-stomps the whole of Tamriel.
A few more years later, a disease known as The Blight is sweeping across the North-Eastern province of Morrowind. Papa Uriel, showing the same kind of ingenious logic he used when he appointed his grand vizier, chooses to send a convicted criminal to solve the problem. Shockingly enough though, the criminal-hero manages to stop The Blight Kratos-style by killing a local evil god. High fives all around!
Funnily enough, this wouldn't be the last time someone is released from prison to save the day, but this time ol' Uriel is assassinated by a cult with a name pulled straight from the emo poetry of a highschool girl. Fortunately, our hero, with the aid of Martin Septim, is able to stop the invasion and save Tamriel from certain ruination.
Of course, now it's time for the new Elder Scrolls and it's the doomiest one yet! Alduin, the Nordic aspect of Akatosh (the dragon-god of time), has returned to destroy the current riffraff and begin a new dragony filled world. However, our latest hero is the last of the Dragonborn, a person born with the "soul of a dragon" who might be able to save the day by defeating the god of time and his army of gigantic, evil dark dragon spirits who eat entire towns much larger than you on a regular basis.
Have fun.
Oh and if you're wondering why the Elder Scrolls are significant... they kind of aren't.
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Dodger gives us the story of Duke Nukem all the way up to his "triu...
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Dodger gives us the story of Duke Nukem all the way up to his "triumphant" return in Duke Nukem Forever.
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Art by Metaly
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Written and Voiced by Dodger
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Edited by Schroeder
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TRANSCRIPT:
DUKE NUKEM IN A MINUTE
In the, at the time, not too distant future of 1997, a standard sci-fi event of general madness and radiation poisoning addles the brain of a once beloved genius and scientist now known as Dr Proton, scourge of Earth's largest city. After creating some crazy awesome robots in the underworld, the CIA hires Duke based entirely on his witty one-liners and epic flexing abilities.
Following Dr Proton not only to his super hidden underground base but also to the moon and the future, Duke comes out the winner and returns to Earth, receiving the key to the city as per 80s movie montage.
After writing an Autobiography lovingly entitled "Why I'm So Great", an alien race known as Rigelatins show up and capture Duke to use his brain and take over the world. Duke breaks free easily and yet again, saves earth.
While on his way back in his fancy space cruiser, he reaches Los Angeles, hoping for some beer and hookers but is caught off guard by the hostile shooting of his ship. Learning that the LAPD have been mutated into awkward pigs and slowly realizing that perhaps his booze and boobs plan might have to wait, he vows to destroy the scourge plagueing Earth yet again.
After tracking down an alien cruiser, he defeats the Battlelord and learns that they've been capturing women and rocketing them into space.
Not one to be outdone, Duke goes to space as well, finding the women trapped in incubators and reaching the alien mothership, oddly enough, located yet again on The Moon.
After returning to Los Angeles, he plows through a legion of aliens and defeats their leader and the queen, finally getting the TLC he's demanded since the second game and declaring that once he's done resting, he will be ready for more action.
Apparently more action equates to a poorly thought out terrible waste of time.
Have fun?
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Huskystarcraft gives us the backstory of Starcraft right up to the event...
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Huskystarcraft gives us the backstory of Starcraft right up to the events of the first game. Have Fun!
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Voice by HuskyStarcraft
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Written by Dodger
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TRANSCRIPT:
Our story begins with some bored and awkward scientists known as the xel'naga. Arriving in the Milky Way Galaxy, the xel'naga started poking around with different species to create something with purity of form and purity of essence.
First they found the protoss, a race of awesome looking psychics and started messing with their brains. Getting way excited about it, they went too far and caused the protoss to fall into madness.
The xel'naga abandoned the protoss, really not wanting to deal with the cleanup and found the zerg instead, a race of odd worm-like creatures with the ability to absorb the genetics of their victims. Going for a different approach, the xel'naga created an Overmind to keep their brains from hotwiring. Unfortunately, the Overmind was far too jawesome and sent troops to destroy the xel'naga and take their knowledge.
Meanwhile, the brotoss, abandoned by their supposed gods, healed their brainplaces and expanded their occupied space into the inevitable complicated game of Twister that was sure to happen.
Happily watching over the Terrans from afar, they finally focused on the Zerg in a "oh we should get rid of these" sort of fashion. The zerg, having noticed the Protoss way before and wanting to assimilate them, were busy om nom nomming on the Terran planets, hoping to assimilate the Terrans and utilize their buried psionic potential.
Unfortunately, they didn't happen to notice when the Protoss moved in and, in an attempt to save the Terrans, annihilated the world of Chau Sara. The Terrans, unaware of the reasoning, panicked and a war against both alien races began as the Terrans flailed under their mercy.
AND THEN YOU GET TO BE JIM RAYNOR. You're welcome. Have fun.
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Dodger gives us the backstory of Mortal Kombat 9 right up to the start o...
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Dodger gives us the backstory of Mortal Kombat 9 right up to the start of the game. Have Fun!
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Art by Metaly
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Written and Voiced by Dodger
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TRANSCRIPT:
Once upon a time, the Elder Gods created the six surviving realms.
Should one wish to take over another, the elder gods decreed that the only way was to defeat that realm's greatest warriors in ten consecutive mortal kombat tournaments.
So Shao Khan decides that Earth realm looks fairly delicious and over three separate games, attacks. Game 1, His first attack on earth is met with crippling failure. Game 2, His second attack, dragging earth's warriors to Outworld, is also a failure. Game 3, His third attack consists of rezzing his wifey Sindel on Earth, hoping to cross over for a mixture of murder and sexy times, is yet another failure.
Game 4 happens, let's ignore that.
In Mortal Kombat 5 many people have died and Quan Chi and Shang Tsung form the most irritating of alliances and convince themselves they've killed Shao Kahn.
Game 6, some nonsense with the Dragon King Onaga takes place that few of us remember but as a spoiler, Earth wins.
And now Mortal Kombat 7, the game we've all been waiting for.
The Elder Gods decide "let's bring everyone back to life and have them battle it out in one final glorious battle that will result in the end of the world!"
Nodding to one another about how clever and wise they are, everyone dukes it out in the Edenia Realm.
At the end it's Shao Khan against Raiden. Raiden, knowing he's going to lose, sends visions to his past self from the FIRST game.
Fast forward to Mortal Kombat of 2011 and you're right back where you started.
So when you're hemming and hawing over whether or not you should buy the new game, rest assured you have missed nothing and everything I explained in this video is pointless information.
Have fun.
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Dovahkiin has had it with all these guards.
Amazing Skyrim theme cover by...
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Dovahkiin has had it with all these guards.
Amazing Skyrim theme cover by Sbeast64:
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