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Kesha is trying 2 hRd.
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Kesha is trying 2 hRd.
Watch Behind the Scenes HERE!
http://www.youtub...
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Mark and Andrea responding to your comments from this vid!
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Written by Mark Douglas
Directed by Tom Small
Music production by Jake Chudnow
LYRICS:
I'm ridiculous
My 15 minutes is almost up
I pulled this song out of my butt
Hit clubs like Jack Nicklaus
Pretendin' I'm bi curious Cus I think its hilurious
This towns a zit lets squeeze the puss don't look at us like we're disgust...ing
I'm like Gaga with less grace
Can't read my tik tok bla bla face
Wake up in tubs but never bathe
I just use Febrese
THAT'S GROSS
CHORUS
I'm barfing up a lung lung l-l-l-lung
I'm making out with bums bums b-b-b-bums
I'm partying with nuns nuns n-n-n-nuns
I'm peein' in your yard
I'm trying too hard
DAD
Ke$ha talk to us
There's something that we must discuss
It's about your lack of cleanliness
When you walk you leave cloud of dust
MOM
Please girl, take a bath and use some soap
Now here's a toothbrush and some scope
KE$HA
You don't understand what I'm about
MOM
Did something die inside your mouth?
KE$HA
I sing like a drunk buffoon
Then its fixed with autotune
Check out my new Ke$ha perfume
It smells like sex and shoes
MOM and DAD
That's gross
KE$HA
Hey, let go of my arm arm a-a-a-arm
Hey, that's my chicken parm p-p-p-parm
DAD
She's like a St. Bernard nard nard n-n-n-nard
MOM
She's got a beetle her ear
KE$HA
Don't kill my career.
Guys...I'm melting.
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Mark and Todd are too out of shape to move like Jagger!
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Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • http://thedigitou...
Sun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • http://ticketf.ly...
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Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • http://bit.ly/dig...
Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • http://ticketf.ly...
Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • http://bit.ly/dig...
Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • http://bit.ly/dig...
Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf.ly...
Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf.ly...
Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigitou...
Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigitou...
Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitou...
LYRICS:
These pants are too small
They're skin tight
They're squeezing my balls
It's a sad sight
I used to be thin
Now I've got two chins
Should have hit the gym
I'm getting too old
for youtube
They're all gonna lol
at my Man boobs
Come on, Mark lets go
My stomach looks gross
We'll fix that in post
Are you really going to?
Oh hell no.
Damn I really let myself go I ate
too much pizza and Nachos
Now my man boobs are saggin'
C'mon you guys stop laughin'
At my man boooooooobs
Let me have a try
I can do it
I sound like the guy
Let me prove it
My gut's not as big
Just hand me that wig
And watch my gay jig
Impersonating the guy's
Impression
Of the other guy
It's like Inception
I'm covered in sweat
Just give me a sec
Let me catch my breath
HA! It's not as easy as it looks
I am starting to regret this
Someone call the paramedics
I just threw my back out
I really should've stretched out
I just f**************ed my back up
Christina sings these random lines
I think she applied her make up twice
Used to show her goodies
She ate too many cookies
And now she looks like Snooki GTL!
I got my second wind
We are all attentions whores
Someone help me off the floor
I've got them moves like grandpa
I've got them boobs like grandma
But we will doooooooo anything for laughter
Doooo anything for laughter
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DeathsAngel1993 liked a video
(1 month ago)
Mark and Todd are too out of shape to move like Jagger!
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Mark and Todd are too out of shape to move like Jagger!
Watch the original video HERE: http://www.youtub...
See Behind The Scenes! http://www.youtub...
Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe! http://www.youtub...
See Derek and Lauren in Bolton Beach! http://www.bolton...
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The Key of Awesome
P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
DigiTour Dates and Ticket Info!
Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • http://thedigitou...
Sun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • http://ticketf.ly...
Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • http://bit.ly/dig...
Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • http://ticketf.ly...
Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • http://bit.ly/dig...
Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • http://bit.ly/dig...
Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf.ly...
Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf.ly...
Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigitou...
Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigitou...
Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitou...
LYRICS:
These pants are too small
They're skin tight
They're squeezing my balls
It's a sad sight
I used to be thin
Now I've got two chins
Should have hit the gym
I'm getting too old
for youtube
They're all gonna lol
at my Man boobs
Come on, Mark lets go
My stomach looks gross
We'll fix that in post
Are you really going to?
Oh hell no.
Damn I really let myself go I ate
too much pizza and Nachos
Now my man boobs are saggin'
C'mon you guys stop laughin'
At my man boooooooobs
Let me have a try
I can do it
I sound like the guy
Let me prove it
My gut's not as big
Just hand me that wig
And watch my gay jig
Impersonating the guy's
Impression
Of the other guy
It's like Inception
I'm covered in sweat
Just give me a sec
Let me catch my breath
HA! It's not as easy as it looks
I am starting to regret this
Someone call the paramedics
I just threw my back out
I really should've stretched out
I just f**************ed my back up
Christina sings these random lines
I think she applied her make up twice
Used to show her goodies
She ate too many cookies
And now she looks like Snooki GTL!
I got my second wind
We are all attentions whores
Someone help me off the floor
I've got them moves like grandpa
I've got them boobs like grandma
But we will doooooooo anything for laughter
Doooo anything for laughter
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DeathsAngel1993 favorited a video
(1 month ago)
Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make!
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Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make!
Watch the original video: http://www.youtub... Behind the Scenes! http://www.youtub...
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Directed by Tom Small
Written by Mark Douglas
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Write us a letter!
The Key of Awesome
P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
DigiTour Dates and Ticket Info!
Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • http://thedigitou...
Sun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • http://ticketf.ly...
Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • http://bit.ly/dig...
Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • http://ticketf.ly...
Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • http://bit.ly/dig...
Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • http://bit.ly/dig...
Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf.ly...
Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf.ly...
Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigitou...
Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigitou...
Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitou...
LYRICS
Ho Ho
When it's Christmas time
everybody's waitin' in a big ass line
To sit on my lap
And beg for Elmo's, i-pads, and crap
Brats are outta control
my elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal
Older girls sit on me
And get their picture taken ironically
Girl look at that belly
Like a bowl full of jelly
As seen on the telly
It sticks out
I come down your chimney
Though it don't quite fit me
Why do I smell kindling?
Put it out
My doctor told me I had diabetes
That's what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookies
I still deliver all this booty.
It don't matter if its drizzling, freezing, sleeting, blowin, snowin'
I'm Santa and I know it
I'm Santa and I know it
I got a big ole gut
I ain't nutcracker but do bust nuts
Girls love the taste
Of my sugarplums and my candy cane
I got a list of naughty's
It's pretty much a listing of all my shawty's
Wait Let me explain it
Mrs. Claus and I have a special arrangement
I'm jolly and burely
I never come early
I'm stuffin' your turkey
Check it out
When ladies get nippy
I'm makin' deliverys
From Dallas to Sydney
Then I'm out
Single moms are friendly
Every X-mas eve
When the night comes to and end my sack is always empty
Got a 9 inch beard, and I ain't afraid to grow it blow it show it comb it, stroke it
I'm Santa and I Know it
Jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle bells
Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle elves
Comet Cupid donner blitzen Rudolph sail
I'm Santa and I know it
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DeathsAngel1993 liked a video
(1 month ago)
Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make!
Watc...
more
Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make!
Watch the original video: http://www.youtub... Behind the Scenes! http://www.youtub...
We respond to your comments! http://www.youtub...
Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe!
http://www.youtub...
Like and Follow The Key of Awesome!
http://www.facebo...
https://twitter.c...
https://twitter.c...
Directed by Tom Small
Written by Mark Douglas
Mark's stuff:
http://youtube.co...
http://twitter.co...
Todd's Stuff
http://youtube.co...
http://www.twitte...
Kristen's Stuff
http://www.facebo...
http://twitter.co...
http://www.kriste...
Lauren's Stuff:
http://www.youtub...
http://www.facebo...
http://www.twitte...
Stasia's Stuff
https://twitter.c...
Get the songs on iTunes!
http://itunes.app...
TShirts!
http://thekeyofaw...
Follow us on Twitter
http://www.twitte...
https://twitter.c...
Write us a letter!
The Key of Awesome
P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
DigiTour Dates and Ticket Info!
Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • http://thedigitou...
Sun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • http://ticketf.ly...
Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • http://bit.ly/dig...
Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • http://ticketf.ly...
Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • http://bit.ly/dig...
Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • http://bit.ly/dig...
Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf.ly...
Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf.ly...
Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigitou...
Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigitou...
Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitou...
LYRICS
Ho Ho
When it's Christmas time
everybody's waitin' in a big ass line
To sit on my lap
And beg for Elmo's, i-pads, and crap
Brats are outta control
my elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal
Older girls sit on me
And get their picture taken ironically
Girl look at that belly
Like a bowl full of jelly
As seen on the telly
It sticks out
I come down your chimney
Though it don't quite fit me
Why do I smell kindling?
Put it out
My doctor told me I had diabetes
That's what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookies
I still deliver all this booty.
It don't matter if its drizzling, freezing, sleeting, blowin, snowin'
I'm Santa and I know it
I'm Santa and I know it
I got a big ole gut
I ain't nutcracker but do bust nuts
Girls love the taste
Of my sugarplums and my candy cane
I got a list of naughty's
It's pretty much a listing of all my shawty's
Wait Let me explain it
Mrs. Claus and I have a special arrangement
I'm jolly and burely
I never come early
I'm stuffin' your turkey
Check it out
When ladies get nippy
I'm makin' deliverys
From Dallas to Sydney
Then I'm out
Single moms are friendly
Every X-mas eve
When the night comes to and end my sack is always empty
Got a 9 inch beard, and I ain't afraid to grow it blow it show it comb it, stroke it
I'm Santa and I Know it
Jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle bells
Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle elves
Comet Cupid donner blitzen Rudolph sail
I'm Santa and I know it
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