Cold Embrace of Darkness

What is a goth?
A goth is somebody who listens to goth music and looks goth. Gothic music includes old stuff like Alien Sex Fiend, Specimen, Bauhaus, Joy Division, Sisters of Mercy, etc., and new stuff like London After Midnight, The etc. There are plenty of places to find lists of gothic music. If you don't know what goths look like, you're really clueless and shouldn't be reading this, but it involves lots of makeup, big hair, and lots of black clothes

How do U become a goth?
First, stop reading about it on the internet. Second, buy a bunch of gothic music and listen to it a lot. Third, look at the people on the album covers and try to look like them. Fourth, get a life. Go have fun, don't mope. If you follow our instructions, you will have friends one day! I wish people weren't so judgmental.

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