DeadPuppyVlogs

I made this channel especially for vlogs because no one ever listens to me and I didn't want to fill up my other channel with just a whole bunch of blogs.
Subscribe if you care what I have to say.
My other channel is youtube.com/DeadPuppyProductions, and no, I'm not some creepy, homicidal sadist, the phrase "Dead Puppies" just makes me laugh. So does "morbidly obese", "pudding", "spontaneous combustion", and "laxative".

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I."

"Nobody's perfect. . . . Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him."

"You're gonna come across alot of sh!tty bands, and alot of sh!tty people. And if one of these people calls you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are, I want you to look right at that mofo, stick up your middle finger, and scream F U!"
-Gerard Way

"Common sense just ain't American."
-Totally Baked

"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life."
-Homer Simpson

"Our late editor is dead. He died of death, which killed him."
-John Lennon

"Respect those who seek the truth, be wary of those who claim to have found it."
-Mark Twain

"I'm just me."
-Freddie Mercury

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