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The fact he thought he could stomp this down, despite it being painfully obvious to everyone (except captain fuckwit himself) that it is a *terrible* idea makes the whole thing very endearing. Props to that man.

Uh... cancer eesa white... semen eesa white... cancer eesa semen! QED

I used to skate. You have to play the game. Skate until the security catch you, and then you bugger off. Don't keep doing it then act like a little prick when the security get understandably angry.

I like The Chap magazine as the last word in lazy offensiveness. They decribe Jesus as a "totemically significant first century tramp".