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Dead bodies Jack Knife creates: 0. Dead bodies Jailbot is responsible for: Dozens at least, including a number of sick children, and even some aliens (which just might lead to an interstellar war!)! 'nuff said!

Sadly, I see Obama repeating the mistake of LBJ. Not ending a clearly pointless military entanglement that he inherited from his predecessor!

In the end, both monsters go down to Hell in the 69 position! Priceless (tho looks even MORE fake than rest of movie, if that's possible!)! If they just standardized the sizes of the creatures, & made the ripples in the water more convincing, then suspension of disbelief MIGHT be possible! Hmm, nah!

Just imagine if Superman & Lex Luthor were teenage girls! That's A-ko & B-ko! Period!

Every time I watch this, I can't help thinking, that Persian messenger must've PO'ed someone in authority back where he came from! I mean, being sent to the Spartans specifically to tell them they were obligated to get down and service the Persians!

Now THIS is how music videos SHOULD be made! A mini epic action-drama blockbuster w/ every song!

Detachable penis!

The biggest ones were made from the same kind of plastic as shampoo bottles I heard. And unless you were a *little* kid, and hadn't gotten used to them yet, they were far from ginormous!

Never saw 'zilla once detach his hands or any part of his body in the movies! And I watched every single Godzilla movie there was growing-up, believe me! Rocket punches are certainly cool, but totally inaccurate for 'zilla!

I would KILL to be able to possess any 2nd season material that might exist! I heard even a 3rd season was at least scripted a little!

Ooh, I WANT one!!!

Can see where Lucas got the inspiration for Jar-Jar!

Anyone else notice the plot of this is . . . identical the "Battlefield Earth"? Watch from beginning to end, they're practically the same movie! Except one is older, animated (kind-sorta!), and generally spoken of more highly!

Gud gawd!!! I remember watching this w/ my Mom one Saturday afternoon! At the time (I woulda been 10, I guess) I thought it was cool! My Mom didn't want to hurt my feelings, so she agreed w/ me!

Didn't know Stan "The Touch" Bush did this song! Damn! As for the "dim mak." Imagine being able to rupture someone else's organs inside them w/o breaking the skin! *Really* bad idea to go around pickin' fights! You don't know who knows what, until it's too late!

Gravitational shifts can be a major nuisance!!!

Would anyone remember this song at all, if not for the (then hot, now tame) video that went with it? Almost puts me to sleep, when I can force myself to listen to the whole thing!

Know this is (deliberately) cheap & cheesy! Still, anyone know how many different anime were sliced, diced, & spliced to make this? Serious, you never see a given character or small group for more than a couple minutes! Who's in charge of which side anyway?

Ruthless People: We all claim to hate them! But deep down inside, we fantasize about doing what they do!

I would sincerely KILL for a download of this game! A truly FAITHFUL download, that allows me to relive it in all its original coin-op glory (where I originally played it in college when I should have been studying so I could pass Accounting!)! Can anyone help me here?

How can something be so cool for so long? And almost nothing from before the 60's (and nothing at all that I can tell before the 50's) was considered cool long after, or today!

I know, it sux that Delta dies no matter what, while in the original game, Jack survives no matter what (provided he beats Fontaine when no Vita Chambers are available that is!). Still, Eleanor keeps her Daddy's memories as she extracts his Adam! He lives on as a "file" in her "hard drive," and j...