DarthOyster

Once apon a time,there lived a young whippersnapper named Freddrik. They said he had ''special needs''. Now then Freddrik didn't like that , did he. They said he wasn't like the others. Then he had an idea. Hang Ms. Spencer upside- down and slowly cut up her stomach and let a thousand vultures rip out her guts while she's still alive !! !!!! ''YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'', they all shouted, and it was done. P.S. MS. Spencer's gut are said to have been spotted in several locations around the world, including backyards in Kansas (unlikely), Mc.Donald's "Hamburgers" (plausible), and on Elvis's UFO (likely). If you see them, feel obliged to bring them to the Natural History Museum and ask if you can make an addition to there private collection of Lithuanian-Nazi entrails.

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