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Do car brakes usually steer? And what's a surplus helicoptor jet engine? I want the drugs this guy is on.

:30 "...and the car! Brakes won't steer! And he slides up the track, and into the back of that surplus helicoptor jet engine! On a trailer used to dry the race track!" What drugs is this guy on lol.

what are you doing george. oh boy george.

@TheMrUbetchaCast Their, not there. And something rare? Lol. Yeah, we just somehow never noticed this elephant-looking species stomping around.

"...called her a cleaning lady when she was helping out around the house..." Yeah. Sounds like a cleaning lady to me. Unless she does the cooking too. Then she's the cleaning and cooking lady.

@2011BostonBruin What the hell is a Boston Bruin. Oh..hockey fan. Of course. Doesn't understand the best sport in America...

7 million? Thats pussy shit.

@gamer20003 TRIPEL=triple. and no you'd had to get 3 triple collaterals back to back to be one top 5

If you take these annoying commercials off the air i'll give you your fucking $18

Ok guess i'm the only one who thought this looked stupid as fuck. They gained powers and started abusing them...real original.

Ok i say 2 of these. My girlfriend says 8 of the other ones...i counted. Maybe this isn't working out lol.

If you were my brother i would beat the shit out of you everyday. And the like/dislike is a little more than half. And whats so cool about your flaming hair, freckly skin, and hideous braces?

hahaha gets funnier every time...niggas! Oh wait...homo!

@ZJemptv Well you're an atheist, you should be familiar with science. Its not normal/regular/natural for one sex to be attracted to another. It goes against the laws of science. How would a specie evolve if it didn't reproduce? Homosexuality is the most selected against trait possible by natural ...

Look at that mark right there...yeah thats called your face. Pretty hideous, i know. Want to take a break and let me beat you up?

homo

Haha i hate retards like this kid...

Those Alabamians...always 50 years behind.

Penis.

@manu4lifewwe Maybe next time champ.

So...that zombies video...any day now...

Just when i thought the "Man Card" Miller Lite commercials couldn't be outdone...well that's two beverages i'm never having again.

@mexicanknowsall I fucking stupid? It would be 'You're fucking stupid' you fucking dumbfuck mexican. Mexicanknowsnothing.

Weird how MW3 outsold BF3 before it even came out and BF3 was out for two weeks already. LOL

Quality Insurance? I think its Quality Assurance. Close enough i guess.

I love telemarketers, they are so fun to fuck around with. This lady obviously is on her period though. What an embarassment haha

Do it. Put the 12 year old in one more video and i'm done watching this piece of shit season.

@4evayoung4now That's because you're 13 years old.

Hints: 1. Take the little kid out, he's not funny. 2. You could show some AlcoholicSemenThrower MW3 gameplay (with raging) 3. More hot women 4. Longer videos. Everybody thumbs up so they see.

@Habraba How does this is any way seem legit? 1. Its a private match with fixed spawns in one spot. 2. The other team isn't playing, don't you think they'd quit after the first 5 spawn kills?

Tupac was a real fucking G. When he said I'll come get you it wasn't just for attention he would actually do that. He wasn't scared to get into confrontations. These rappers now are all rapping about carrying AK's and shit, wtf? They never have shot a gun in their lives!

Lol i love how these guys say "Yeah i'm so serious, i'm so hood...yes i keep an AK" come on seriously give me a fucking break. Stop listening to Lil Wayne and Wiz Khalifa guys wtf

Wow i can already tell this guy sucks

I find your voice to be very annoying.