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I would be the tree that gets a bunch of attention from tree huggers. Not by choice, really. I'm just always getting friend-zoned...

I saw this guy in Everett. He's fucking TALL.

"Why Your Mother's In A Wheelchair".

@epsilon8998 No? I think I see what you mean though. My lips look really red. Maybe they were chapped? Could just be the lighting. Not sure.

"Had a dream, I was king, woke up, still king."

KINGCEPTION

I like it when she's on top and screaming "FUCK YOU GUMBY".

@sarabellumm It's what the serpent says Gods intention's were by telling them that they'd die if they ate from the tree. Genesis 3:5 "For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil." Also the Lord God himself says i...

My Little Pony. Don't judge.

So I started reading The Bible. There is no logic. It also (story wise) seems like your average manga/anime.

PIKACHU!!! Why didn't he go for that one? Then he'd have him some Poke swag. Can't go wrong with the Poke swag.

@JoeyTHEArms I don't do drugs, thank you kindly. And besides, you think I don't know this? It's obvious we're not a "true" democracy. Not like our president has much power, anyways. Which I guess is good, because even after he get's into office he's just going to obey the same rich people that to...

For someone who doesn't feel like doing anything you do an awful lot of singing and dancing, Mr Mars.

He has GOT to be one hell of an actor to be able to say all that with a straight face.

Charlie Chaplin vs. The Bowler Hat Guy from Meet The Robins. I really want to see a bowler hat all up in here.

The first thing you do is swear your head off once you realize no one there speaks English.

Okay, video games are not art. But they do contain various art forms. Visual art. Some games have some pretty awesome stories. But games are still not art.

OH MAI GAWD. YOU PEOPLE ARE RETARDED. ONE BURGER WON'T KILL HIM. JESUS. YOU GUYS ARE ACTING LIKE HE FED HIM CHOCOLATE OR SOME SHIT. JEEZUS.

Who else is expecting to have to wait with a queue of "over 9000" for like an hour when this map get's released?

@brandonbrandon100 Yup!

LET'S START A RIOT

So you say weed makes you lethargic, and is this whole video, you are lethargic. In fact you apologize in the description. Were you high in the making of this video???

Can you count your dick?

You guys are idiots. If you want to give Slim the most viewed video, which he does deserve, watch "I Love The Way You Lie". It has more views then this song by over 100,000,000. Seriously. :/

Anyone who says that their talent is either planking or owling needs go get shoved up a drain pipe and die.

Please someone tell me that I am not the only one who finds irony in the advertisement of a song featuring Chris Brown next to this video.

As bad ass as this sounds he looks like he's have a seizure while suffering from massive constipation.

YOU SAY FUCK ANYWAYS JUST DO YOUR DAMN SIGN OFF.

I'd plank on the side of a pirate ship for camouflage .

I FEEL LIKE RAGIING. Anyone who thinks this is real has the IQ OF A 2 YEAR OLD.

I would cast a spell on you that would grant you the power to fix Youtube's view counter.