AGE: Eternally 7 lol
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You'll know that you're in 2012 because...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a Twitter, FaceBook, MySpace, and/or any social networking sites.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this on your You-Tube page if you got owned, and you know you did!

LMAO.

The 6 facts of life:

1. It's impossible to touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots try to do it after reading the first fact.

3. The first fact is not true.(Duh)

4. Now you are smiling because you are an idiot.

5. Soon you are going to send this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.LOL

***PUT THIS ON UR PAGE IF UR AN IDIOT & U KNOW U R***

-i ACCEPT
Everyone! white, gray, pink, yellow, orange, blue, purple, GAY, BI, STRAIT, LES, TALL, SHORT,HATERS, LOVERS! Life's too short to discriminate.

-I'm a B.I.T.C.H.
(Beautifull. Intelligent. Touching. Caring. Honest.)person...

------------------Girls
------------are like apples
--------on trees. The best ones
------are at the top of the tree
----The boys dont want to reach
---for the good ones because they
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
-from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just
---have to wait for the right boy to
----- come along, the one who's
----------- brave enough to
-----------------climb all
----------------- the way
-----------------to the top
----------------of the tree

-you called me a bitch, a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are in nature, nature is beautiful, so thanx for the compliment

-Roses r red, Violets r blue, God made me pretty, but wat the hell happened 2 u!

-Life is a playground, we know that when we are young, but somewhere along the way, we forget.

-Yesterday is history, Tomorrow's a mystery, One day at a time.

-"Believe in you're self, don't carry on until you're ready. Have faith, have faith. I believe." (repeat when ever you need it)

-The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here, " The Black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Bitch...... when i was born, i was BROWN, " "when i grew up, i was BROWN, " "when i'm sick, i'm BROWN, " "when i go in the sun i'm BROWN, " "when i'm cold, i'm BROWN, " "when i die, i'll be BROWN, " "But you Bitch..........." "when you're born, you're PINK, " "when you grow up, you're WHITE, " "when you're sick, you're GREEN, " "when you go in the sun, you turn RED, " "when you're cold, you turn BLUE, " "And when you die, you turn PURPLE, " "And you have the nerve to call me COLORED?" "Mutha Fuckin Bitch!!!"

-Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.

All that we are is the result of what we have thought.

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place.

There are too many haters in this world, and they aren't happy unless they are bringing everyone else down with them..... Always remember. " NO WEAPONS FORMED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER "

TAOISM: Shit happens
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says: Shit happens
BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really shit
ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?
HINDUISM: This shit happened before
ISLAM: If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah
PURITANISM: Let the shit happen to someone else
CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserve it
JUDAISM: Why does this shit always happen to me?
ATHEISM: I don't believe in this shit
AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?
RASTAFARI: This is good shit

Love life and life will love you back.



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