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@mrdiscoreject When I'm sad, I just stop being sad and start being awesome.

True story.

Also, it's a scam. You end up paying S&H for EVERY ITEM YOU GET. Which is like $58 altogether for this "deal."

Somewhere, Ace Ventura is losing his fucking mind.

This is from Seth Macfarlanes Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

Just a quick heads up, when you check out at the volcanoe website, use the code:

epuffdirect

10% off, which is about 8 bucks off an inferno kit.

@DrunkPunk40 God forbid a white conservative make a race related joke.

@TonyB182 Lol, the whole movie is actually about Ragnarok. This is the most misleading ad campaign of all time.

One good thing about watching this trailer over 100 times already, is that by the time the movie comes out I will have all of the dwarves names memorized.

@xLastKing Mark Hammill is the superior Joker.

Fact.

Haha Joe was clearly a little uncomfortable. Not his normal type of setting.

@Dangturtle Fucking stupid phone.

We humans are animals too*

God dammit, I'm more mature then making COD jokes, but.....

This game has a main theme written in a made up language specifically for this game, that rhymes in the made up language, that when translated to English makes sense and rhymes as well.

COD has new perks.

Just paid for my copy at Gamestop. BTW the only reason to ever shop at Gamestop: Midnight launch of Skyrim.

Also, told boss I needed Friday off a month ago to give him ample heads up.

I'm fuck ya'ing so god damn hard right now. It's gonna be a long day at work tomorrow.

I fucking lost it at the Ood.

@kazzagen Not on the PC.

It is every modders duty to do this. I want to see children being tossed like ragdolls by dragons less then a week after release, or I will be very disappointed.

@shelly55555avi Yes.

Yes it is.

@tbrichardsss My god. I have finally found the dumbest man on the internet. Gawk in amazement, ladies and gentlemen. This is truly a once in a lifetime opportunity.

@MelMars500 You're going at this wrong.

Why, exactly, can you not do both at the same time?

Your BF will thank and love you, and you get to have orgasms while you play Skyrim.

Well, more orgasms then you would just playing the game.

I never watched this show as a kid, because apparently I'm fucking retarded. Coming back and watching it as an adult, I can promise you, your sense of childhood nostalgia is well placed everyone.

This show fucking rocks.

I don't think she was trying to eat the baby, but I also don't think she was trying to just pick it up and protect it. It looked a lot more like she was trying to play with the baby, the same way a house cat might a toy. The baby was a furry mouse, and she wanted to bat it around and play with it...

DUDE!! EVERYONE has found porn in the woods.

Mayer is fantastic. I don't like his music, but I like him as a person and he's good at stand up.

@bioni5 WAY ahead of you buddy :)

Dude, the Japanese version is hardcore. In the American they just explode. In this one he is chopping their heads off and shit.

Two thumbs up, very nice.

@Mugrs Actually, considering a good number of chicks go to these things, it probably has.

Plus, any girl worth fucking would be impressed as soon as you busted out some shit like this.

If anyone has Medieval 2, I recommend picking up Westeros Total War. It's still in alpha, and I'm not sure they are still updating, but it's a full map and the factions are decently fleshed out. Really fun at the very least.

"Listen to this bit..."

*Whole lotta love intro*

*Federico smiles*

*Whole lotta love plays*

"Understood? my son's a rocker! Son, remember this video for your daddy, when daddy will be no more."

*Dad waves kiss*

Mitraton on reddit translated it.

Sounds like someone is mad they weren't a good enough rapper to be invited to be on Blakroc.