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Dodger gives us the backstory of Castlevania. More specifically, Castle...
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Dodger gives us the backstory of Castlevania. More specifically, Castlevanias. Have Fun!
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Art by Metaly http://www.youtub... http://www.vghang...
Written and Voiced by Dodger http://www.youtub...
Edited by Schroeder http://www.youtub...
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Long ago in a world where vampires don't actually sparkle, Mathias and Leon were BFFLs in Europe during the late 11th century. While Leon was a nobleman and a knight, Mathias was a so-called genius tactician. He also knew alchemy because his heritage was all sketchy that way.
Anyway, while on an expedition, his wife Elisabetha passed away from illness.
Shortly after when Leon's beloved, Sara, is kidnapped, Mathias informs him while bedridden from angst that it was the doing of a vampire.
Upon getting to the vamp's castle, Leon is gifted with a Whip of Alchemy by a well-placed old man on the castle grounds and charges in to find his lovely, pure, adorable and wonderous Sara before it's too late.
Sara, bad-luckily has been bit by her captor, Walter and in order to defeat him, sacrifices herself and allows her soul to become one with the Whip of Alchemy, transforming it into the Vampire Killer Whip.
Defeating Walter and mourning his ladymate, Leon Charlie Browned his way back to his buddy Mathias.
It is revealed that he planned out the capture of Sara from the beginning and using dubious alchemy, Mathias transformed into a stereotypical looking vampire. Feeling a little bit like maybe it's his fault Leon's ladyface died, he offered Leon immortality and eternal broness under the veil of understanding the pain of losing a loved one.
Leon, instead, vowed that his bloodline would hunt down Mathias until the end of time.
Mathias later would rename himself to Dracula. It is this Dracula that the Belmont clan is cursed to fight every time he resurrects until the end of time. Sucky lineage bro.
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The lovely Hannah from The Yogscast takes us through the re-re-booted story of Tomb Raider
Narrated by Hannah of The Yogscast http://www.youtub...
Art by D.J. "Metaly" Ross http://www.youtub... http://www.vghang...
Animation by Schroeder http://www.youtub...
Head Writer Dodger http://www.youtub...
Written by Cody
TRANSCRIPT:
Once upon a time their was a lady adventurer with a huge rack... of guns, who was hired to find a mysterious artifact called the Scion by a wealthy businesswoman.
This lady of course, was Lara Croft who, after dealing with the aftermath of the businesswoman's inevitable betrayal, took it upon herself to find the two remaining pieces of the Scion in order to keep it out of her ex-employers sinisterly well-manicured hands.
Lara would have many adventures like this over the years, from finding the legendary Dagger of Xian before an evil cult could exploit it's mystic potential, to breaking into Area 51, to re-sealing the Egyptian god Set in his prison sarcophagus, all with nothing to aid her but her wits, mastery of poor camera controls, and her pair of gigantic... pistols.
However, in time this Lara ran it's course, and a new set of developers decided to reboot the franchise and focus more on her rear... ing, as the first game in the rebooted series focuses heavily on Lara's backstory and is actually a prequel to the rebooted version of the first game, which came out later.
Anyway, after the sequel in which Lara went to Hell (literally and possibly figuratively, depending on your opinion of the game), the reins to Tomb Raider were handed off once more.
In the new reboot of the rebooted franchise, Lara has only recently started out on her career as an adventurer. While onboard a ship sailing to an unknown foreign shore, the ship has an accident and sinks, leaving Lara stranded on an unknown island somewhere in the South Pacific.
Now all Lara has to do is survive with little in the way of supplies; and while this seems bad enough on it's own, who knows what unknown dangers await on the mysterious island.
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Dodger gives us the backstory of Mortal Kombat 9 right up to the start o...
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Dodger gives us the backstory of Mortal Kombat 9 right up to the start of the game. Have Fun!
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Art by Metaly http://www.youtub... http://www.vghang...
Written and Voiced by Dodger http://www.youtub...
Edited by Schroeder http://www.youtub...
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Once upon a time, the Elder Gods created the six surviving realms.
Should one wish to take over another, the elder gods decreed that the only way was to defeat that realm's greatest warriors in ten consecutive mortal kombat tournaments.
So Shao Khan decides that Earth realm looks fairly delicious and over three separate games, attacks. Game 1, His first attack on earth is met with crippling failure. Game 2, His second attack, dragging earth's warriors to Outworld, is also a failure. Game 3, His third attack consists of rezzing his wifey Sindel on Earth, hoping to cross over for a mixture of murder and sexy times, is yet another failure.
Game 4 happens, let's ignore that.
In Mortal Kombat 5 many people have died and Quan Chi and Shang Tsung form the most irritating of alliances and convince themselves they've killed Shao Kahn.
Game 6, some nonsense with the Dragon King Onaga takes place that few of us remember but as a spoiler, Earth wins.
And now Mortal Kombat 7, the game we've all been waiting for. The Elder Gods decide "let's bring everyone back to life and have them battle it out in one final glorious battle that will result in the end of the world!" Nodding to one another about how clever and wise they are, everyone dukes it out in the Edenia Realm.
At the end it's Shao Khan against Raiden. Raiden, knowing he's going to lose, sends visions to his past self from the FIRST game.
Fast forward to Mortal Kombat of 2011 and you're right back where you started.
So when you're hemming and hawing over whether or not you should buy the new game, rest assured you have missed nothing and everything I explained in this video is pointless information.
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