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The ony thing from Ke$ha I'll ever willingly listen to.

Is that MJ's house?

Ohhhhhhhh...

Poor fella.

Damn it, Gohan! You can't even dodge a wrench!

@tFighterPilot I'm so glad I'm not the only one. xP

@Warhawk0602 Looks you're getting your own beer and sandwich, now.

Perfect ending.

I love you, Molly. ^_^

Great Scott!

This seems rather accurate by me.

I've many friends that enjoy her, but it annoys me.

And yet, I at the same time like Cicero from Skyrim while everyone else just kills him.

I know that might seem pretty damn unrelated, but there's a point to this...

What I want to know is: WTF is wrong with this...

I guess Ludacris never heard of synonyms...

@ARok2010 Thought it was IN the knee?

Joke's on you, I'm not a guy. ;P

And in other words, Superman's a super dick.

Aquaman, you're from the sea, right?

Can't you simply go piss in the ocean, like all other aquatic life?

@klmjhgfdsq And those Hoodwinked cartoons.

Oh my GOD!

I want a Triple Bacon King Burger sooooo bad!

@gretchfendermartin 69 likes already for your comment, but it's going to be over if I press like. xP

And thousands of years later, they became Madonna's tits.

I guess they're all busy chasing the dragon, too?

"It's alright, we're cops!"

@tboss2447 Funny how America always seems to benefit off of everyone else's suffering, aye?

Sad story, ain't it?

@cassmi87 Perhaps the really old and dead ones.

Give me a break, I'm freaking American. -.-

@Montork Possibly. Bitches be crazy when they set their mind on something.

So, wait, Superman actually became Aquaman?

Well, shit...

@RomaDonati Just.... Saiyan....

@MrBinet1976 /Snicker, snicker./

@ghostplayingpoker I think Foamy sent them...

And that's how I got an F in English and A+ in Creative Writing, Mommy.

Question: What's he charging, 'cause I might have a "mess" or two or three I need "cleaned up"...

His thought afterwards: "Kill it with fire!"

He used to be a proud Confederate general, but then he took four score and seven kicks to the crotch...

@Netherwolf6100 Sounds like my kinda culture. ;)

Okay, Slipknot may not be an exceptional band, but I still like some of their works. :/

Loved the part referencing No Country For Old Men, honestly. XD

"Cannibal Holocaust IS a romantic movie! It's about people's love for eating flesh!"

"Guest appearance by Chester A. Bum."

Wait.... Will Anthony Hopkins make an appearance, too?

Marik, Bakura, and Dr. Hannibal Lecter.... If such a trio were possible, I could just die and go to villain heaven. ♥...

Reality shows in nut shell.

If this were possible for all men, us women and all of humanity would be screwed...

@wolfthechosenone Time to steal the guy's sweet roll, then.

@VVVandegere I get to tend the rabbits, Woody!

@dhendable /Facepalm./

Didn't you hear the teacher at the end?

Totally Dobby's fault.

Jason's ambidexterous, like a boss.

Is there hope for the female nerds, though?

Excluding the lesbian ones.

@acoustrix Him, too. ;p

I could never bring myself to harvest the Little Sisters.

I'm sorry, but those creepy little tykes were just too damn CUTE! :'(