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Rule one: Don't stand in the driveway.

Reporter was stupid for blocking the driveway.

I've dealt with reporters in my life, and I don't trust the lot of you.

The Beetle update still needs a V6.

Becca would be the hot naked zombie luring you to your brain munched doom, wouldn't she?

Obviously that glitchy driving was malum zambonifactum.

Bad zamboni driving.

@A2235774331337

They don't call CNN "Communist News Network" for nothing.

They hate those of us who serve.

I know some woodchucks that need to be introduced to that thing.

So what did the groupings look like?

@GunerDude Don't cross the streams!

@meandmyevo Yeah, I'd heard that too.

And the First Responders have to be careful with how they work the accident scene so they don't die in the process.

Quite comforting.

*snort*

"He's a pinball wizard.."

Bad Touch assassination.

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

The soldiers of Cthulhu arise!

Uh.. that's ARISE!

Uh.. darnit Nyarlathotep, stop mutatin my troops!

@DarthRushy The Star Wars Holiday special...

Imagine a train wreck, an acid trip, a short animated interlude with Boba Fett riding a dinosaur, and cover it in molasses.

Bake well.

Congratulations, you've just created the SWHS.

George Lucas has said he wants to destroy every copy of it personally.

@KelTecWeapons If the tubes don't get too hot, a clear acrylic tube inserted inside the magazines would keep out dirt and allow the cuts to stay for ammo count.

Though I don't know if the shells would scratch the crap out of the 'window glass'.

Joel needs to do the Caboose voice while reviewing the vids..

Did you guys notice the first car off in the trees take flight as well?

At 40 seconds: Nazgul Bunny searches for "Baggins" and "The Shire".

68 people are Jimmy Carter afraid the bunny will get them.

Wild rabbit at my job would be out in the rain helicoptering his ears and waving his paws at the rain drops.

Watched him splash in a puddle with his front paws.

I spoke to him and he looked at me like I'd caught him in some strange rabbit ritual that I was not supposed to see.

That was one weird ...

Had a wild rabit that would thump his foot at me then charge while making that noise.

I'd scared him one fine night while he was putting the move on his girl and he never forgave me, ever.

He was a rather unique rabbit, I miss his antics.

[Extreme old age for a wild rabbit got him.]

Joking: It's a Drop Bear.

Santino, 'Hey guys? I think it's safe to come out now."

Baaad idea alert: Boil up some catnip leaves, condense it down and then spray some on the toys.

Is it a good idea to microwave this?

@xplicitdragon07 Bullcrap.

Babcock ple bargained when he should have gotten 25 to life.

Or haven't you been reading?

Babcock's mom called his victim a 'whore' in court because in her mind that apparently means it is okay to rape and murder someone.

Yes, plenty of excuses were given for this scumb...

He hates people having opinions?

And he's so hostile himself, and he's an example of -what's that term- New Castrati.

Jack, trying to kill Geoff with laughter.

Obviously they have homing debris on that last one.

At least they didn't 'crash land" in an express lane like the aircraft on Monday January 31 did on Route 80 in New Jersey.

Talk about enforcement WITH aircraft.

Too bad there isn't a game mode where your weapon is your teammate.

Bludgeoning the other team with your teammates would be so weird.