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What do you do when the girl you are dating is younger than the car you ...
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What do you do when the girl you are dating is younger than the car you drive?
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"She's Younger Than My Car"
Created by Coma Niddy
Lyrics:
(Intro)
Baby girl we can't drive this thing too far
I just found out that you're younger than my car!
(Verse 1)
1985 AE86
Girl you want to ride, but can you drive stick shift?
No power locks, and no power windows
I like my cars rear wheel drive and real simple
I like the girls rear wheel drive and real simple
0.7 Waist to hip ratio
My car is rusty, the engine bay is dusty
The ride is really bumpy, and the girl is really jumpy
Getting good gas mileage like 30 to the gallon
I'm saving tons of money now she wants to visit islands!
No ABS, but I have GPS
She's still in college feeling stressed about her tests
Looked at me funny when I said the engine's carburetted
I looked at her funny when she said her nails and toes were painted
I don't think this is going to work out
Unless you give me a hand pushing this car, I'm about to throw my back out!
(Hook x2)
Baby girl we can't drive this thing too far
I just found out that you're younger than my car!
Hit the brakes! Let's evaluate the situation
I'm going to need to see your license and registration
(Verse 2)
1983, born in new york state
You're born in 1990, that's different production dates
Taking corner's crazy, drifting is one of my hobbies
I go to the mechanic, you look sad sitting in the lobby
You're mad at me because I watch so much initial D
I'm mad at you because you talk about celebrities
We're going so fast
I got new brake pads
But now I'm concerned that our warranty won't last
Insurance has us covered in event of an accident
But if your heart is broken, what will happen then?
Maybe I should tint the windows, so we have some privacy
So whenever you ride with me, it'll feel like it's just you and me
But lately I'm feeling liked I'm trapped in a time warp
You're moving forward and I'm moving backwards
My car is secondhand and I'm her second man
She wants a jump start, second chance
(Hook x2)
(END)
Maybe this is crazy talk, from leaking exhaust
Any second now my bumper's going to fall off
Saving for new wheels. She ordered ten shoes
I got a the tire package. She got the hair do
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