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5secondfilms Week In Review #164
A sad porno forces the men to build a pillow fort to discuss pressing business about the fascist National Defense Authorization Act which only an ...
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5secondfilms Week In Review #163
Andrew W.K. plays whack-a-dude in the Winter time up in space to celebrate the engagement of his enemies, but he has none cause he's awesome.
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5secondfilms Week In Review #166
Once you master the secret handshake and defeat the evil temptress from the friend zone you will finally build the big drip you need to screw turtl...
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5secondfilms Week in Review #161
A bitter man's technological race with the rain fuels his obsession for turkey dinners.
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5secondfilms Week in Review #158
Halloween falls on a Monday and Wanda gets fired for looking at Reddit when she should have been updating her Zanderflex porn site but then a fire ...
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5secondfilms Week In Review #155
A lost knife gets laid in the future at a sexist golf tournament with old people.
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5secondfilms Week In Review #152
I know a puppet therapist in Texas who gives terrible advice about shitting in your hands to get a dates. Don't go to him.
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5secondfilms Week in Review #86
Hey Youtubers! We missed you since the last Week in Review! Just kidding, we don't know you. But enjoy the new crop!
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5SF Presents: Special Edition Rerelease
Brian Firenzi goes mad with the power of digital technology and redoes all the classics to make them fucking perfect!
Want an AIDS Shirt? Check ou...
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Week In Review #160
During a virtually enhanced brainstorm session, one pink-slip wielding boss and his drug-addled employee learn the dark secret of stripes on stripes.
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5secondfilms Week In Review #149
After graduating college a puppet joins a traveling hillbilly jug band and their life story inspires an art film about diarrhea.
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5secondfilms Week in Review #153
After the divorce, Ben loses the confidence to successfully sniff out dirty diapers in Operating Rooms and charade parties.
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5secondfilms Week in Review #150
After taking too many expired prescriptions drugs a smiling Mormon uses a yo-yo to strangle the tooth fairy who is holding his rock band back.
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5secondfilms Halloween Week
Happy Halloween from 5secondfilms!
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5secondfilms Week In Review #156
A heart broken bro's nightmare throws him into a telekinetic alcoholic fit of sun glasses and Wunderpups.
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5secondfilms Week In Review #154
While on the run from the cops a cucumber bandit's ATM transaction leaks vital clues that only Crime Solving Hooker can solve, but first she has to...
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5secondfilms Week in Review #122
A terrible victory speech forces a man cut off his own arm to escape but sadly there are too many nominees and severed limbs to get pass the king a...
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5secondfilms Week in Review #141
Uncle Sam goes door to door administering "cool tests" to see how patriotic Americans are by kicking them in the balls, breaking their jaws, and sh...
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5secondfilms Week in Review #123
A drunken burial quickly turns sour when a debate over the environmental rights of fish and cyborg sex are protest by the Westboro Scientologist.
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Week in Review #127
Sentenced to do hard time for murdering people with pens, a clone must out tan his double in order to hack the mainframe of life.
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5secondfilms Week in Review #106
Wolfman's blowjob machine breaks down during US polling hours forcing him to satisfy his electoral needs on the internet despite having a terrible ...
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5secondfilms Week In Review #135
Elevators, hammers, and video games seem like the perfect combination when you want to get to know a girl but actually it's all about wooing the br...
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5secondfilms Week in Review #146
A zombie attack leaves one lone wizard to fight off drunk fetuses but his poor dance moves make him a total bummer.
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5secondfilms Week in Review #129
The heartbreak of over hearing his ex-girlfriend's moans of pleasure forces Lenny to banish his heart to prison where he can masturbate and drink i...
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5secondfilms Week in Review #124
On the second date a knitting fiasco brings imaginary friends to life for a raging battle with sex aliens handcuffed over freeways.
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5secondfilms Week In Review #136
A man is arrested for planking his love with falling babies which superman wouldn't save cause he's a jerk.
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5secondfilms Week in Review #139
An American proposing to the creators of the first hard drive has a problem, so he becomes un kitty cat, why not?
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5secondfilms Week In Review #148
An almost psychic foresees sanitation problems for Kelsey's new boyfriend that will cause a riffed in their communication and resourceful sex.
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5secondfilms Week in Review #120
A NSFW joke prompts a business meeting to go to Vegas where they proceed to get drunk and do a bunch of blow with their trainer Pauly P.
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5secondfilms Week in Review #107
A man searches for a place to get laid while playing the dating game but his zit is getting involved in shady business making times tough. He cries.
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5secondfilms Week in Review #111
Celebrity gossip columnist milk a bad proposal written illegibly on a postcard in spanish.
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Week #147 in Review
A real estate scam leads a newly single woman to finding Jesus while she and Hipstersaurus Rex dance to deadly dubstep beats.
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DMCrimson
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5secondfilms Week in Review #113
Happy Birthday Jesus!
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5secondfilms Week in Review #121
A lonely flower girl's fashion mistake lands her a meeting with a Hollywood agent but she learns from a sex-text that the news doesn't give a shit ...
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5secondfilms Week in Review #108
A dolphin returns from Vietnam only to find his home town filled with thieves, forgetful lovers, and terrible Vaudevillian acts.
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5secondfilms Week in Review #125
A telegram informs a man of his long lost twins vegan needs for animal free-beer on St. Patrick's Day but through hypnosis he will settle for a tur...
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5secondfilms Week in Review #115
Trapped in a freezing house two convicts throw an impromptu party for their favorite Uncle while women go to the bathroom for unknown reasons.
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5secondfilms Week in Review #119
It's the end of the world and budget cuts have left jokes pitches limp and laughless; one Irresponsible Man has 36 hours to make it to the biggest ...
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5secondfilms Week in Review #109
In a serious meeting Frank is driven to a shooting spree when a woman rejects his bad pickup line inevitably killing Teddy Roosevelt thus forcing h...
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5secondfilms Week in Review #118
A Secret Agent's smarts are jeopardized by his old nemesis Mystic Pizza, and his secret Fortune Cookie plans to blow up the Large Hadron Collider.
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5secondfilms Week in Review #134
Kelsey's date turns into a "yawn fest" when a subliminal message on the radio convinces the guy to just friend her and get lost.
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5secondfilms Week in Review #142
Sometimes spiders can scare the piss out you on mail day but don't tweet about it and keep your head high, life is worth living.
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5secondfilms Week in Review #117
In the 1990's a starving child star parties too hard on wednesday and witnesses his mother get in a cat fight as her trainer does push ups in the c...
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5secondfilms Week in Review #128
After a wild and drunken party of riding the elevators, a few men fantasize about having children but realize they can only pick up girls from thei...
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5secondfilms Week in Review #144
Gun loving takes a dangerous turn when Betty's sticker fetish interferes with her ability to bust nuts and climb ceilings.
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5secondfilms Week in Review #132
The body of Osama bin Laden was found during an archeological dig next door to the neighbor he loved every Cinco de Mayo with soup.
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5secondfilms Week in Review #145 (Bellflower Tribute)
We love the film Bellflower so much that we devoted a whole week of 5sf to help promote our friends' theatrical release. Check it out! Bellflower: ...
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5secondfilms Week in Review #116
When two convicts start losing their hair before a bad date they find solace in beating apples for their god The Teleporting Dog of Hair Growth.
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DMCrimson
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5secondfilms Week in Review #130
In an AIDS campaign to raise awareness for abandoned food babies a Vietnam Veteran must smoke his way out of a game show in order to win the most E...
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