DICK MASTERSON EXPERIENCE

Every Girl Pt. II

I hope you don't mind if I come off a little blunt

But every girl I've ever met is a selfish fucking cunt

Not just the ones I'...

Every girl caught driving should be arrested

And strapped to the front of a car getting crash tested

Why do you think there are no woman taxi drive...

There's a code written in every girl's DNA

To be a semen vacuum cleaner every single day

They could be dating, married, single or divorced

Either w...

If you think your girl is faithful, or if you have a doubt

Listen to this song, it will really help you out

The American girlfriend is such a joke...