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Bunnies Love Jesus
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CynthiaSwallows
Profile
 
Name:
Cynthia
Channel Views:
61,439
Total Upload Views:
23,990
Style:
Parody
Age:
24
Joined:
April 28, 2009
Last Sign In:
5 hours ago
Subscribers:
309
Website:
The Official Youtube of International Christian Porn sensation/Children's book author
Reverend Cynthia "Deep throat" Swallows

Not subbing is sin :(

Carrie Prejean 012!!

I'm a strong Conservative Christian woman who stands up for her principles ;)

75% of porn stars won't stand up for Jesus. Put this on your page if you're part of the 25% that will!
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About Me:
 
Similar to: God,Charles Manson,L.Ron Hubbard,Sarah Palin,Osama Bin Laden

Influences:Jesus Christ,Harry Potter,Santa Claus

Churches:The United Universal Church of Cynthia Swallows Ministries & Latter-Day Saints,Westboro Baptist Church
Hometown:
Prague,Czech Republic
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Pornstar,Author,Reverend,Dreamweaver
Hobbies:
Dust collecting,Sarcasm,Pleasing Jesus,Preaching the Word of God to all you God-less Heathen's
Movies:
Touched by an Angel,2 girls 1 cup,Spongebob Squarepants
Music:
Gospel,Christian Rock
Books:
The Holy Bible,Mein Kampf,Playboy Magazine
Channel Comments (659)
captainfury2007 (10 hours ago)
Hey CynthiaSwallows, just stopping by to say hello!
2242bzo (2 days ago)
Merry Christmas, sexy . Can I have you as my present? Just come over my house dressed in a festive ribbon and bow, and I'll unwrap you. Take care, beautiful.
kkhaydee164 (1 week ago)
how old r chu really u look 60
zodeloni (1 week ago)
ahha stupid fugly cunt.
takeyourbrainchipp (1 week ago)
keep up the good work cynthia.
1alloldies (1 week ago)
HI
2242bzo (2 weeks ago)
I stumbled onto your Youtube by accident. I like you, and the stuff you're into.
Zacko94 (2 weeks ago)
oooooh...i finally get it...
you're a joke. you dont' actually mean any of this.
the information about you and your beliefs are as fake as those tits on your chest.

i feel better now
mavrek47 (2 weeks ago)
GOP = GREAT OBSOLETE PITY.....GRUMPY OLD PEDOPHILES.....GUNS OIL POVERTY

GOP GOAL: To LOSE another 58 Senate & House Seats over the next 3 elections AGAIN & continue to be IRRELEVANT in National Govt, along with suffering from "severe sore chins" due to excessive TEA-BAGGING!

RepubliCONS = Conservative & Family Values Hypocrites (Prejean, Newtered Gingrich, Man Coulter, Flush Dimbaugh, Senator Ensign, Gov Sanford, Face-Shooter Cheney, W, etc). PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH!
soccermafia89 (2 weeks ago)
Ok your style is parody, which means you are actually attacking Christianity by showing its absurdity. Right?
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